War and Peace: a Backyard Battleground

 

 

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ZULU: Don’t you think this is childish Amarula? Why can’t we just hang out close to one another in the backyard without any fur flying.

AMARULA: As I recall, aren’t you the fighter in the family? Weren’t you the one who started a fight with Frodo a few weeks ago?

ZULU: That was for something of vital importance! Supremacy of the catnip patch! But normally I’m a lover not a fighter!

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AMARULA: When I open my eyes you better be at least a full three-cat lengths away from me Zulu. I mean it…

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ZULU: Surprise!! Come on let’s play! Let’s put the PEACE back in War and Peace! Come on, pet my tummy!!

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AMARULA: I am not amused! You can’t say I didn’t warn you. Prepare for the claws of catastrophe…

ZULU: Oh please! The only catastrophe here is your breath!

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AMARULA: Kaboom!

ZULU: Hey!

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AMARULA: Kapow!

ZULU: Ok Ok!

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ZULU: OK I will stay over here! You are so immature!

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AMARULA: The claws of death have yet to let me down! Now to my Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

ZULU: When do I get to do the fill ins!?

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AMARULA: Talk to the paw, Zulu! Talk to the paw… Here are my Fill Ins!

  1. The first thing I check when I go online is _Whether or not Amazon is having a sale on catnip. I also Google to see if a new remake of that dog movie “Old Yeller” is coming out. I love a good comedy!
  2. My signature dish is: Hairball with a side of drool___________________.
  3. My Halloween night is usually spent: Frightening trick or treaters with the sounds of my forlorn caterwauling as I sing sadly about the death of summer.
  4. Trick or treaters : Have tasty ankles! I love trying to chop them when they come to the door! Yummy!

 

 

 

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19 thoughts on “War and Peace: a Backyard Battleground”

  1. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers Amarula. I have a feeling you are much sweeter than you let us know 🙂 That was quite the fight in the photos though. Have a nice weekend!

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  2. We are new to your bloggie and are ‘learning the dynamic’. We love it! Zulu, you cannot let a tortie get the better of you but my goodness wethinks you have a challenge there…

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