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Play-Doh Returns For Another Visit

September 18, 2017 by Amarula

AMARULA: I heard the human throw the cat food bag down the back stairs. I ran because she always lets me lick the bag before she puts it in the trash but what did I see?? That neighborhood menace Play-Doh had the same idea!

AMARULA: Looks like it was gonna be a show-down….

AMARULA: But as I had just given myself an extensive bath, I decided to let the nincompoop have it! But the human really must do something to ensure the neighbor’s cat ceases his trespassing!

AMARULA: He then went into MY catnip patch!

AMARULA: And he proceeded to roll around and have way too much fun!

AMARULA: Naturally, Zulu (aka fraidy cat) sat on the porch and observed Play-Doh with a mixture of fear and interest.

AMARULA: The Creamsicle Cretin, as to be expected, was ecstatic that Play-Doh had returned for a visit.

AMARULA: And they spent the day together smelling catnip! Won’t someone save me from this madness!??

And we are doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

Man Crush Monday: A Tail of Love

November 7, 2016 by Amarula

AMARULA: As you may remember, on one of my neighborhood walks, I recently met the dreamy man cat Charlie. Well all this cold weather and thoughts of imminent winter made my blood ran cold so I figured a visit with Charlie would warm me up!

AMARULA: I was so happy when I saw him my tail went straight up into the air!

AMARULA: Meow! I have such a crush on my man cat!

AMARULA: We spend the rest of the day hanging out! I love Man Crush Mondays!

And I am doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

She’s Back….Love is In the Air For Frodo on Mancat Monday!

October 24, 2016 by Amarula

AMARULA: I smell something in the air….

FRODO: Oh Boy oh boy…is it chicken? Do you smell chicken in the air Amarula?

AMARULA: No you idiot, it’s not chicken! It smells like….a trespasser….

AMARULA: She’s behind me isn’t she?

AMARULA: What are you doing here back in my domain???

FRODO: Who? Who’s back Amarula? I don’t have the dex…dex…dex… whatever that big word is… to jump on the fence!

AMARULA: Dexterity, you idiot!

FRODO: Dexterity is here?? Who’s that?

AMARULA: Why do I even bother? NO! That cat from the neighborhood is back in our yard! You remember…she flirted with you and then you kissed. It was disgusting!

FRODO: Where? There she is! My fluffy feline of love!

FRODO: Oh no! The fence is in our way!

AMARULA: Well, sadly Frodo it looks like she can’t get through the fence! You’ll just have to stare at each other longingly (it appears she and Frodo share the same low IQ as they can’t seem to figure out they could easily fit through the opening!)

AMARULA: Oh no I spoke too soon. She is going around the other way. Sadly she should be here any moment…

FRODO: It’s her! It’s really her! Wait for me. I’m coming!

FRODO: I’m almost there! Wait for your mancat my love!

FRODO: Smooch! Another kiss! I’m in love!

FRODO: Now let’s go hunt some sunbeams together!

AMARULA: Oh no this will not do! I can’t have ANOTHER interloper in my yard! Sharing my domain with Frodo and Zulu is already too much!

AMARULA: This yard is definitely not big enough for another cat! I will have to take care of this freewheeling feline soon….mmmmmwwwwahahahahahaha

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Catting Around: A First Date!

October 3, 2016October 3, 2016 by Amarula

AMARULA: So I told you earlier this week about the handsome tomcat I met when the human and I went on our walk…

AMARULA: His name is Charlie. Isn’t he dreamy (but don’t tell him I said so)!!

AMARULA: Well, we went on our first date yesterday! He invited me on a walk. (Now pay attention ladies and you might learn something about proper dating etiquette)

AMARULA: He was a perfect gentleman. And I kept enough distance behind him to make it clear that I was a proper lady and expected to be wooed!

AMARULA: Naturally I looked away every time he looked back to appear disinterested. I didn’t want him to realize how smitten I really was.

AMARULA: After the walk we went back to his place to hang out.

AMARULA: Finally, I figured it was time to send a clear signal that I was interested! So I gave him my best moves and batted my eyelashes and looked all coquettish.

AMARULA: He then showed me his best moves (and his belly)!

AMARULA: And finally I figured he deserved a kiss! I can’t wait to see him again! Meowwwwww!

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Frodo’s First Kiss!

October 24, 2016July 18, 2016 by Amarula

FRODO: So I was in the backyard hanging with my crew, Zulu and Amarula, when suddenly I sensed a new presence in the air. I turned to see this creature:

FRODO: She is hard to see so look again:

FRODO: A beautiful apparition appeared as if out of no where!

FRODO: I could not believe my eyes! So I looked away thinking she might disappear as quickly as she had come:

FRODO: Nope, it was not a dream! She is real!

FRODO: Of course, you may be wondering where Zulu and Amarula were during all this excitement. Well, Zulu took one look at the strange cat, cried as though someone had stepped on his tail, pushed me out of the way and promptly ran into the house where he proceeded to hide in the basement for the next 8 hours. Amarula, caught between what I am certain was a brave sisterly impulse to protect me from strangers, and feeling it was her duty to protect the back door from possible intrusion from the stranger went and ~~hid~~ waited by the deck, where she could watch the proceedings from a ~~cowardly~~ brave distance.

FRODO: Clearly, the strange cat found herself drawn to me (my pirate harness seems to have that effect on the ladies!) cause suddenly she came rushing towards me. She is certainly not coy!