Play-Doh Returns For Another Visit

AMARULA: I heard the human throw the cat food bag down the back stairs. I ran because she always lets me lick the bag before she puts it in the trash but what did I see?? That neighborhood menace Play-Doh  had the same idea!

AMARULA: Looks like it was gonna be a show-down….

AMARULA: But as I had just given myself an extensive bath, I decided to let the nincompoop have it! But the human really must do something to ensure the neighbor’s cat ceases his trespassing!

AMARULA: He then went into MY catnip patch!

AMARULA: And he proceeded to roll around and have way too much fun!

AMARULA: Naturally, Zulu (aka fraidy cat) sat on the porch and observed Play-Doh with a mixture of fear and interest.

AMARULA: The Creamsicle Cretin, as to be expected, was ecstatic that Play-Doh had returned for a visit.

AMARULA: And they spent the day together smelling catnip! Won’t someone save me from this madness!??

And we are doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

Man Crush Monday: A Tail of Love


AMARULA: As you may remember, on one of my neighborhood walks, I recently met the dreamy man cat Charlie. Well all this cold weather and thoughts of imminent winter made my blood ran cold so I figured a visit with Charlie would warm me up!


AMARULA: I was so happy when I saw him my tail went straight up into the air!


AMARULA: Meow! I have such a crush on my man cat!


AMARULA: We spend the rest of the day hanging out! I love Man Crush Mondays!

And I am doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

She’s Back….Love is In the Air For Frodo on Mancat Monday!


AMARULA: I smell something in the air….

FRODO: Oh Boy oh boy…is it chicken? Do you smell chicken in the air Amarula?

AMARULA: No you idiot, it’s not chicken! It smells like….a trespasser….


AMARULA: She’s behind me isn’t she?


AMARULA: What are you doing here back in my domain???

FRODO: Who? Who’s back Amarula? I don’t have the dex…dex…dex… whatever that big word is… to jump on the fence!

AMARULA: Dexterity, you idiot!

FRODO: Dexterity is here?? Who’s that?

AMARULA: Why do I even bother? NO! That cat from the neighborhood is back in our yard! You remember…she flirted with you and then you kissed. It was disgusting!

FRODO: Where? There she is! My fluffy feline of love!


FRODO: Oh no! The fence is in our way!

AMARULA: Well, sadly Frodo it looks like she can’t get through the fence! You’ll just have to stare at each other longingly (it appears she and Frodo share the same low IQ as they can’t seem to figure out they could easily fit through the opening!)

AMARULA: Oh no I spoke too soon. She is going around the other way. Sadly she should be here any moment…



FRODO: It’s her! It’s really her! Wait for me. I’m coming!


FRODO: I’m almost there! Wait for your mancat my love!


FRODO: Smooch! Another kiss! I’m in love!


FRODO: Now let’s go hunt some sunbeams together!

AMARULA: Oh no this will not do! I can’t have ANOTHER interloper in my yard! Sharing my domain with Frodo and Zulu is already too much!


AMARULA: This yard is definitely not big enough for another cat! I will have to take care of this freewheeling feline soon….mmmmmwwwwahahahahahaha









Catting Around: A First Date!

AMARULA: So I told you earlier this week about the handsome tomcat I met when the human and I went on our walk…


AMARULA: His name is Charlie. Isn’t he dreamy (but don’t tell him I said so)!!

invited me on a walk

AMARULA: Well, we went on our first date yesterday! He invited me on a walk. (Now pay attention ladies and you might learn something about proper dating etiquette)

stayed a respectable distance behind

AMARULA: He was a perfect gentleman. And I kept enough distance behind him to make it clear that I was a proper lady and expected to be wooed!


AMARULA: Naturally I looked away every time he looked back to appear disinterested. I didn’t want him to realize how smitten I really was.


AMARULA: After the walk we went back to his place to hang out.


AMARULA: Finally, I figured it was time to send a clear signal that I was interested! So I gave him my best moves and batted my eyelashes and looked all coquettish.


AMARULA: He then showed me his best moves (and his belly)!

first kiss

AMARULA: And finally I figured he deserved a kiss! I can’t wait to see him again! Meowwwwww!








Frodo’s First Kiss!


FRODO: So I was in the backyard hanging with my crew, Zulu and Amarula, when suddenly I sensed a new presence in the air. I turned to see this creature:


FRODO: She is hard to see so look again:


FRODO: A beautiful apparition appeared as if out of no where!


FRODO: I could not believe my eyes! So I looked away thinking she might disappear as quickly as she had come:

so i looked away

FRODO: Nope, it was not a dream! She is real!



FRODO: Of course, you may be wondering where Zulu and Amarula were during all this excitement. Well, Zulu took one look at the strange cat, cried as though someone had stepped on his tail, pushed me out of the way and promptly ran into the house where he proceeded to hide in the basement for the next 8 hours. Amarula, caught between what I am certain was a brave sisterly impulse to protect me from strangers, and feeling it was her duty to protect the back door from possible intrusion from the stranger went and hid waited by the deck, where she could watch the proceedings from a cowardly brave distance.


FRODO: Clearly, the strange cat found herself drawn to me (my pirate harness seems to have that effect on the ladies!) cause suddenly she came rushing towards me. She is certainly not coy!



FRODO: My powerful good looks are hard to ignore


FRODO: Then suddenly…it happened…she kissed me!


FRODO: And then just as quickly as she came, she was gone!



FRODO: Come back…come back…I don’t even know your name! I hope we will meet again!








Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, Feline!




FRODO: Doh-di-doh, doh-di-doh…I love my leaf pile!

leaf pile

FRODO: It is one of my new favorite places since mom starting letting me go outside on a harness! It has wonderful smells….I just love rubbing in it!

leafs taste good

FRODO: The leaves even taste delicious…a delicate hint of mold mingled with old dog urine! Yum!

smell trouble

FRODO: OH OH I think I smell trouble on the horizon!

AMARULA: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, Feline…I smell an intruder in MY pile of leafs!


FRODO: Oh no! She is coming this way! Maybe if I look down she won’t see me


AMARULA: What are you doing in MY pile of leafs Frodo?!

my leaf pile2

FRODO: I’m just keeping them warm for you by rubbing around in them, Big sis! Come and join me!

my leaf pile

AMARULA: That is never going to happen! Out! Vamoose vermin! I need some “me time” in my leaves!


FRODO: Well I am real sorry about the misunderstanding Sis! Is there anything I can do to make it up to you!?

AMARULA: No just leave!

FRODO: I think I have a good idea how I can best say sorry…


FRODO: Let’s kiss and makeup!!! Yipee!

AMARULA: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!