FRODO: Don’t you love getting your ears washed Zulu?
ZULU: I sure do but I seem to remember you fitting more comfortably on this bed before. Now it seems it’s quite a tight squeeze!
FRODO: I have no idea what you are talking about. Has mom been talking to you about what the vet said about putting me on a diet??
ZULU: I think it’s pretty obvious that you’ve gotten just ever so slightly heavier Frodo. In fact, you’re kind of crushing me here!
ZULU: It may indeed be time for a diet little (or should I say not so little) buddy!
ZULU: I still love you but you are HEAVY! OFF!
FRODO: You don’t know what you’re saying! Clearly the bed has shrunk
FRODO: I need a doughnut!
ZULU: Is someone going to get Frodo off of me?!
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