I came across Amarula sleeping in a sunbeam
AMARULA: Close the door! Can’t you see I am practicing social distancing!
AMARULA: Ok, maybe just a quick belly rub first and then go!
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Month: March 2020
Cats Going Stir Crazy
ZULU: I need to get out of the house! Look how sunny it is out–there is no way that that white stuff is snow! Just cause the human is in quarantine doesn’t mean I need to be.
ZULU: Wow Frodo. I didn’t see you out there, move over so I can come out too!
FRODO: Let me in! Let me in! Zulu, the sun has betrayed us! That white stuff is indeed snow!
ZULU: How could Mother Nature do that to us!?
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Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder!
AMARULA: Oh God! She’s home from her trip
ZULU: I don’t care what you’ve heard or think you’ve seen. Amarula and I were certainly not sleeping beside each other in your absence because we missed you so much that we were clearly driven mad and delusional
ZULU: Tell her Amarula! Tell her you and I are still mortal enemies. Where is your cutting, caustic wit when we need it?
AMARULA: I am so ashamed!
ZULU: How will my reputation recover from this?
AMARULA: I’m just gonna close my eyes and pretend this is not happening!
PS: I am back from my travels and safe. Made it home just in time to beat the travel bans/airport madness. Self-quarantining for next 14 days. Hope everyone is safe and healthy!
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