Amarula Thinks Inside the Box

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AMARULA: I’m not coming out of my box until you apologize for telling me I look like I put on some weight!

AMARULA: Silence human! No, I will not listen to your excuses. I don’t care what the vet said. I am the perfect weight. Now apologize!

AMARULA: Hmph! I mean come on! I ask you: Does this look like the stunning profile of an overweight Tortie?

AMARULA: And speaking of weight, I would like to see you try to fit inside this box! Once you can fit, then you can criticize!

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Amarula Grits Her Teeth

AMARULA: Yes I know I look gorgeous and majestic but I am trying to sleep. Stop taking photos and leave me alone…hmmm…how can I make it clear to you how dangerous it is to wake a sleeping tortie?

AMARULA: See this sharp canine made for piercing tender human skin? (if you click on photo it will enlarge)

AMARULA: See these mighty teeth made for chomping human fingers?

AMARULA: Hear my terrifying roar made to send shivers down a human spine?

AMARULA: So, do we have an understanding now?

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Happy Holidays!

MERRY Holidays!

FRODO: Is it just me or can anyone else hear a bell jingle whenever I move my head?

ZULU: I love Christmas cause red is really my color! Don’t you ladies agree?

AMARULA: I really hope you like this sweater human. Cause it’s the last thing you’re ever gonna see once I get my claws on you!

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It’s Official: Winter Has Arrived

AMARULA: Oh God! It’s here AGAIN! Why does winter keep coming back!  I thought I scared it away last year!

AMARULA: Maybe if I look away for a second, it will go away…

AMARULA: Nope. Looks like it’s here to stay. That looking away and wishing something would disappear trick never works! God knows I’ve tried it enough times with Frodo!

 

FRODO: Did you just call me Amarula!? Here I am!! Isn’t the snow beautiful!?! Is there room for me to sit up there with you, side by side and cozy!!

AMARULA: I have a feeling it’s going to be a loooooooooog winter!

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The Cats Go On A (Guilt) Trip

FRODO: A nap in front of the heater! My fav. All is right with the world…I don’t know why people hate Mondays so much…

FRODO: Wait, what? What’s that about a trip?

FRODO: Mom! Did you just say you are leaving tomorrow for a trip to Australia and you’ll be gone two entire weeks!! That’s like more than a thousand days!! And you’re not taking me?!?

FRODO: Frodo is not amused!

ZULU: What’s that I hear?! Mom’s leaving!?!

FRODO: Life is so unfair. I hate Mondays

ZULU: Look me in the eyes and tell me how you could leave us for so long? Amarula, are you listening to this nonsense?! Mom’s leaving for two weeks

AMARULA: Just teach me how to use the can opener and give me your Netflix password and I’ll be fine. Now give me 1 and a half belly rubs and be gone!

The human: I AM OFF TO AUSTRALIA! I will be gone for two weeks (leaving the cats in very loving hands so don’t worry) so forgive me if i don’t visit your blogs or post for the next couple of weeks!

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Frodo Invades Amarula’s Happy Place

 

AMARULA: What the hell is this idiot doing here??? This is my secret cat nip patch.

FRODO: I missed you Amarula! So mom put me on a leash and we found you in the neighbor’s yard in this wonderful patch of catnip!

AMARULA: Why oh why does the human insist on taking your for a walk! Is there no place I am safe?!

FRODO: You must have been so lonely playing here by yourself Amarula! Aren’t you glad I found you?

AMARULA: Glad is not the word I would use….

AMARULA: He appears to be passed out. If we run for it I bet he would never find his way home on his own!

AMARULA: Frodo is so undignified. Deplorable behavior! I can’t even stand to look at my catnip patch anymore! I’m outta here

FRODO: Come back Amarula! What does deplorable mean? Don’t you want to give me a tummy rub?

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You Know It’s Hot Outside When…

We’ve been having a humidity heat wave out in my part of Canada and it’s making the cats do crazy things!

AMARULA: You leave…

ZULU: NO you leave…

AMARULA: I was here first and it’s too hot to move

ZULU: Well I ain’t leaving! This is the perfect place to work on my tan

AMARULA: oh God! I can’t believe I am doing this…so hot…must lie down…have no energy to get away from ZULU…

AMARULA: Yuck! Zulu can’t you at least not hog the table?!

ZULU: Hey you know your tail is touching mine, right? Amarula, are you finally getting sweet on me? No one can resist my charms for long…

AMARULA: Oh the shame! I hate summer!!! The heat makes me do crazy things!

 

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