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Amarula Weights In

AMARULA: You don’t think I put on too much weight over the holidays do you?

AMARULA: Take a closer look. You can be honest. Don’t let the fact that I haven’t had my claws trimmed for two months deter you from an honest answer…

We’re doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

Merry Christmas from Frodo and Zulu (and sorta) Amarula!!

ZULU: I love Christmas time because all the red really sets off my fur nicely!

FRODO: I love wearing my Christmas outfit but can you please take off the hat otherwise how can I hear Santa come down the chimney?

FRODO: Santa’s not hiding in the camera is he?

AMARULA: I know one human who will be enjoying Christmas a little less because I plan to gave her a good bite! Oh the indignity!

AMARULA: Bah humbug! I stick my tongue out at you Santa! Phfffftttt!

Happy Holidays Everyone!

We’re doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

The Cats Are Getting Ready For Halloween!

The house is all abuzz as the cats start trying on their spooky outfits in preparation for Halloween!

FRODO: I love my hat but all this excitement is making me sleepy!

ZULU: No! I do not look good in neon green! Take this thing off and get me my beret! Oh la la! I look so good in my French beret!

AMARULA: I am not getting out of this tunnel until you put all the Halloween hats away!

We’re doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

Frodo Strings His Friends Along

Sometimes felines are just not on the same page!

FRODO: Why aren’t Zulu and Amarula chasing me and the string? I’ve explained the rules to them. I don’t understand what is so complicated! I pull the string and they chase me. We’d have so much fun! What’s wrong?

ZULU: This does not look like string woven from Egyptian cotton to me! I’m certainly not playing with common household string! What the heck is Frodo thinking?

AMARULA: Who told Frodo that I have a weakness for string? I will not look at the string…I will not look at the string…String drives me crazy and really brings out my playful side but I will not give in and play with that Marmalade Miscreant!

FRODO: Sigh…I must be doing something wrong. Surely they would want to play with me, right? This is all my fault somehow…Is it possible I’m not as lovable as I think I am?

ZULU: I mean, is this stuff even made of cotton!? Gasp…oh my God…is it…could it be…polyester?

AMARULA: Frodo is my enemy…String is my enemy…I will not be tempted to play with the Marmalade Miscreant…

FRODO: Nah! Of course I’m as lovable as I think I am! Alright, I’m gonna grab the string and give it one more go…

ZULU: If I touch the string I wonder if I could figure out its thread count…But if it’s cheap polyester and it touches my delicate skin will that cause permanent damage?

AMARULA: Look away! Look away! I will not give in to the sweet siren call of string…well, maybe just one quick peek…

We are doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!


Who’s In the Driver’s Seat?

AMARULA: What are you doing here Zulu?? This is my seat!

ZULU: No it isn’t Amarula. I use it all the time to enjoy sunpuddles. Look, I’ll show you how it’s done!

AMARULA: No way! Let’s just each stick to our own corners.

ZULU: Fine have it your way!

ZULU: Are you sure you don’t want to watch me groom myself? There is so much I could teach you! God knows you could use some practice!

Here are Amarula’s Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and Four-Legged Furballs! We are also participating in feline Friday by Comedy-Plus.

 

  1. I would like tickets to the new Mamma Mia Movie. All right, I admit it, I’m an ABBA fan! I’m not ashamed! Cats can have musical passions too you know!
  2. Please don’t ask me to _________. Just don’t ask me anything. Humans ASK. Torties ORDER.
  3. I’d rather ORDER than ASK. See #2 above.
  4. By this time next year, I will have amassed enough wealth via selling refurbished litter boxes on Amazon.com to live out my days on my island escape in the Bahamas away from Frodo the Feckless and Zulu the Zero!!

Amarula Closes The Book On Cuteness!

Shhhhhh! Amarula looking incredibly cute as she sleeps on my bookshelf!

So cute…I gotta take a photo!

AMARULA:  Is that a camera click I hear? Put it away now or taste the terror of my claws of death! No one should see me sleeping. I am terrifying not cute!

AMARULA: Come back here with that camera!!!

We are doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

Frodo Goes To The Dogs!

Frodo’s human was dog sitting Vincent for the week and naturally Frodo and Vincent became fast friends…though there were some issues with Vincent’s inability to appreciate the joys of catnip. Despite Frodo’s enthusiastic tutelage!

FRODO: Come on Vincent, roll around in the catnip! It’s so much fun!

FRODO: Get your nose right in the catnip. Doesn’t the smell drive you crazy??

VINCENT: Well, there’s definitely something crazy about it…

VINCENT: Just what do cats see in this stuff? It’s so much more fun to roll around in 3-day old urine “messages” from other dogs!

FRODO: I give up! Just give me a belly rub, would ya?

Sadly…the nights were not so fun for Vincent, as Amarula spent the evenings giving him the stink eye and making sure he knew his place!

We are doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

AMARULA: The work day begins when I say it begins and right now I have a litter box in need of some attention!

Here are Amarula’s Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and Four-Legged Furballs!

  1. Fireworks go off every time I enter a room. My very presence is just that exciting!
  2. My favorite 4th of July picnic food is hotdogs. Sadly, I have since learned that they don’t actually contain dogs.
  3. I begin every day with fireworks. It’s just the way I roll cause I am cool like that!
  4. Unsliced bread_is the best thing since sliced bread. It’s just easier to shove in your mouth when it’s not sliced!