Frodo Invades Amarula’s Happy Place

 

AMARULA: What the hell is this idiot doing here??? This is my secret cat nip patch.

FRODO: I missed you Amarula! So mom put me on a leash and we found you in the neighbor’s yard in this wonderful patch of catnip!

AMARULA: Why oh why does the human insist on taking your for a walk! Is there no place I am safe?!

FRODO: You must have been so lonely playing here by yourself Amarula! Aren’t you glad I found you?

AMARULA: Glad is not the word I would use….

AMARULA: He appears to be passed out. If we run for it I bet he would never find his way home on his own!

AMARULA: Frodo is so undignified. Deplorable behavior! I can’t even stand to look at my catnip patch anymore! I’m outta here

FRODO: Come back Amarula! What does deplorable mean? Don’t you want to give me a tummy rub?

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You Know It’s Hot Outside When…

We’ve been having a humidity heat wave out in my part of Canada and it’s making the cats do crazy things!

AMARULA: You leave…

ZULU: NO you leave…

AMARULA: I was here first and it’s too hot to move

ZULU: Well I ain’t leaving! This is the perfect place to work on my tan

AMARULA: oh God! I can’t believe I am doing this…so hot…must lie down…have no energy to get away from ZULU…

AMARULA: Yuck! Zulu can’t you at least not hog the table?!

ZULU: Hey you know your tail is touching mine, right? Amarula, are you finally getting sweet on me? No one can resist my charms for long…

AMARULA: Oh the shame! I hate summer!!! The heat makes me do crazy things!

 

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Amarula’s In Hiding

We are having a run of very hot weather here and Amarula tries to escape it by sleeping in the shade under the chairs (it’s also the perfect hiding spot from Frodo and Zulu too)

AMARULA: Damn! You found me!

AMARULA: Listen human, you better not tell Frodo and Zulu where I am hiding or there will be consequences!

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Zulu Gets Jealous

So I was taking photos of Frodo when this happened…

Come on Frodo, look at the camera…

ZULU: Hey! Why are you taking photos of Frodo? I love him and all but I am the photogenic one in the family! Pay me some photographic attention!

FRODO: Come here Zulu! I would love to give you some attention!

FRODO: Come closer….

FRODO: Closer! I love giving hugs!

ZULU: I don’t want a hug! I want my photo taken!

FRODO: OK How about a quick love bite then?

ZULU: No!

ZULU: Ok I call a truce as long as mom takes my photo!

ZULU: After all we all know who the best looking cat in the house is right?

AMARULA: We sure do….

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Amarula Makes A Bargain

AMARULA: Oh God! The human has that look on her face again as though she is in awe of my beauty and is about to sqweeee her head off! She should be used to my gorgeousness by now. I have to nip this in the bud before she actually tries to pick me up and hug me….

AMARULA: Human! I will make a bargain with you…If you leave me alone for the rest of the day I will allow you one quick tummy rub…

AMARULA: …And one fast toe squeeze, and in return I will only scratch you exactly three and a half times and bite your ankle in a way that bruises but doesn’t break the skin. What do you say? Do we have a bargain?

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Amarula Wants A Hug

AMARULA: If I look to my right am I going to see that idiot Zulu staring at me?

ZULU: Hi Amarula, aka she-who-looks-like-a-bowl-of-tiger-tail-ice-cream-exploded!

AMARULA: I knew it! When will you learn to fear me as you should!? What a way to start a Monday!

AMARULA: Come a little closer Zulu, I wanna give you a hug!

ZULU: No thanks! I’ve had your hugs before! I’ll stay right here.

AMARULA: Is it possible you do have a tiny ounce of intelligence??

(PS The Human had a wonderful time on her trip to Israel)

We’re doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

 

Amarula and Frodo: Frenemies?

Amarula is doing the Friendly Fill Ins with 15andmeowing and Four-Legged Furballs.

  1. I admire myself in the mirror at least 25 times a day.
  2. I can’t wait for Frodo and Zulu’s personality to bloom. (I’ll be waiting a long time….)

3. I’m proud to say Frodo only tries to play with me 15 times a day instead of 20. Clearly, I am slowly putting the fear of God into the copper-furred cretin.

4. The fact that I feel Frodo’s breath on the back of my neck and I know he can’t stay still for long make(s) me nervous.