A Step In The Wrong Direction

What could Amarula be waiting for….

AMARULA: I see you Zulu. I’m claiming the main floor as a ZULU free zone so I would not take another step if I were you!

ZULU: Out of my way Amarula! I’m coming down

AMARULA: Do I look like I am joking? Torties don’t joke.

ZULU: I hate it when you decide to assert your tortietude!

AMARULA: I am willing to be reasonable and will let you back on to the main floor for three cans of tuna and the password to your Amazon account.

ZULU: Pfffffffff!

AMARULA: I declare the main floor a totalitarian state with me as its leader! Long live the reign of the tortie!

ZULU: Mom! Amarula has been at the catnip again! A little help here please!

 

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Is It Spring Yet?

FRODO and ZULU: Yeah! Spring is here and we am sure this snow will disappear any second!

AMARULA: Amateurs! I’m staying right here close to the door ready to run in as soon as the snow starts! Those idiots don’t realize that as soon as you say “spring has arrived” Mother Nature sends you another snow storm!

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Amarula Exposed!

AMARULA: Alright you may come closer.

Amarula: Go ahead, I know you can’t resist

AMARULA: Now remember you only get to pet my tummy five times and then I may or may not bite you. If I don’t bite you then you may continue for another 3.5 tummy pets.

AMARULA: Oh that tickles!

AMARULA: Oh that’s the spot! You know sometimes I find you quite tolerable.

AMARULA: Now you’re not going to tell anyone about my sweet side right?

 

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Snow Fight!

 

AMARULA: Amarula is not amused. I come out here to find the deck and yard covered in snow. My tootsies grow cold as my temper grows hot. Nope. Not happy at all.

AMARULA: Oh God! Why do you forsake me so! I thought we had an agreement that last year was the very last winter ever!

AMARULA: You asked for it snow…I am giving you the evil eye. My evil eye puts fear into even the fiercest of foes.

AMARULA: Well, apparently snow is as immune to my evil eye as Frodo is! I am not happy!

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Frodo Visits A Friend

Frodo likes to visit his indoor cat neighbor friend George Michael. The glass door allows them to practice safe physical distancing!

GEORGE: Hey Frodo good to see you

FRODO: It sure looks exciting in there George–can’t wait until I can come in and visit!

AMARULA: Hey George don’t get any ideas about visiting our home. I have a strict no visitors allowed policy. And glass or no glass I want you two six feet apart! And where are your face masks??

FRODO: I love you Amarula but you can sure be bossy!

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Amarula Celebrates Tortie Appreciation Day (Sort Of)

The HUMAN: Get up Amarula! It’s Tortie Appreciation Day (started by Ingrid at Conscious Cat)

AMARULA: Well it’s about time! I will participate as long as I don’t actually have to do anything and can just sit here and look pretty.

The HUMAN: You don’t have to do anything. But can I please rub your tummy in honor of such a special day?

AMARULA: Certainly not! But you may rub my feet. They hurt from running away from Frodo who keeps trying to hug me

AMARULA: Now more importantly, let’s discuss how displeased I am that every day isn’t Tortie Appreciation Day!