Sleep Tight!

AMARULA: Hey! What is this lump doing on the bed in my fav sleeping spot?

ZULU: Quiet I am getting some beauty sleep. Something I would say you are desperately in need of!

AMARULA: Grrrrrrrr

ZULU: Now can we please get some sleep!

AMARULA: Sure Zulu buddy. We can get some sleep. Close your eyes and go to sleep…close your eyes…Mwha…ha..ha

ZULU: What was that? Did you say something?

AMARULA: Nothing at all. Just wishing you nighty night and a sound sleep….

ZULU: For some reason I think I better sleep with one eye open tonight

 

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Jail Break!

(I think the cats may not have noticed that I opened the door to their catio)

AMARULA: Oh why does the human insist on keeping us in this cat containment unit??!

FRODO: Actually Amarula, I think we’re free…

AMARULA: You mean free to be miserable locked in this prison with you…

FRODO: Amarula, sometimes I think you make a prison of your own mind…

AMARULA: Oh brother! Do you see what I have to deal with here?

AMARULA: A tortie can not be caged!! I shall escape soon

AMARULA: If I close my eyes I can almost smell freedom…

FRODO: I just smell my feet! And I always feel fancy free when I am with you Amarula!

AMARULA: I wish we could cage in your enthusiasm!

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Frodo Visits A Friend

Frodo likes to visit his indoor cat neighbor friend George Michael. The glass door allows them to practice safe physical distancing!

GEORGE: Hey Frodo good to see you

FRODO: It sure looks exciting in there George–can’t wait until I can come in and visit!

AMARULA: Hey George don’t get any ideas about visiting our home. I have a strict no visitors allowed policy. And glass or no glass I want you two six feet apart! And where are your face masks??

FRODO: I love you Amarula but you can sure be bossy!

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Amarula Celebrates Tortie Appreciation Day (Sort Of)

The HUMAN: Get up Amarula! It’s Tortie Appreciation Day (started by Ingrid at Conscious Cat)

AMARULA: Well it’s about time! I will participate as long as I don’t actually have to do anything and can just sit here and look pretty.

The HUMAN: You don’t have to do anything. But can I please rub your tummy in honor of such a special day?

AMARULA: Certainly not! But you may rub my feet. They hurt from running away from Frodo who keeps trying to hug me

AMARULA: Now more importantly, let’s discuss how displeased I am that every day isn’t Tortie Appreciation Day!

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder!

AMARULA: Oh God! She’s home from her trip

ZULU: I don’t care what you’ve heard or think you’ve seen. Amarula and I were certainly not sleeping beside each other in your absence because we missed you so much that we were clearly driven mad and delusional

ZULU: Tell her Amarula! Tell her you and I are still mortal enemies. Where is your cutting, caustic wit when we need it?

AMARULA: I am so ashamed!

ZULU: How will my reputation recover from this?

AMARULA: I’m just gonna close my eyes and pretend this is not happening!

PS: I am back from my travels and safe. Made it home just in time to beat the travel bans/airport madness. Self-quarantining for next 14 days. Hope everyone is safe and healthy!

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