Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder!

AMARULA: Oh God! She’s home from her trip

ZULU: I don’t care what you’ve heard or think you’ve seen. Amarula and I were certainly not sleeping beside each other in your absence because we missed you so much that we were clearly driven mad and delusional

ZULU: Tell her Amarula! Tell her you and I are still mortal enemies. Where is your cutting, caustic wit when we need it?

AMARULA: I am so ashamed!

ZULU: How will my reputation recover from this?

AMARULA: I’m just gonna close my eyes and pretend this is not happening!

PS: I am back from my travels and safe. Made it home just in time to beat the travel bans/airport madness. Self-quarantining for next 14 days. Hope everyone is safe and healthy!

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Amarula Thinks Inside the Box

SORRY GUYS – REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE CHANGED TO NEW WEBSITE HOST AND THEY ERASED LAST POST!

AMARULA: I’m not coming out of my box until you apologize for telling me I look like I put on some weight!

AMARULA: Silence human! No, I will not listen to your excuses. I don’t care what the vet said. I am the perfect weight. Now apologize!

AMARULA: Hmph! I mean come on! I ask you: Does this look like the stunning profile of an overweight Tortie?

AMARULA: And speaking of weight, I would like to see you try to fit inside this box! Once you can fit, then you can criticize!

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The Cats Go Stir Crazy

After lots of snow, freezing cold temperatures and no sunlight for days, the cats were really feeling housebound and going crazy! As soon as the sun finally started to shine they insisted on going out. No matter how I warned them that there was still snow and cold. The sunshine lulled them into a false sense of security…

There was only a little sliver of space beside the garage

Zulu, being less adventurous than the other two (and possibly more intelligent, actually), was not as anxious to leave the porch steps

But eventually even he couldn’t resist!

Amarula pondered the possibility of jumping into the snow, while Frodo chewed on the dead weeds and Zulu just watched on in wonder! Sadly the cold was such that they had to run inside after a few minutes!

Clearly someone else in my town was going stir crazy. A house a few blocks away build a 15 foot snowman! It made the news! And everyone from all over is driving into town to see it!

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Amarula Grits Her Teeth

AMARULA: Yes I know I look gorgeous and majestic but I am trying to sleep. Stop taking photos and leave me alone…hmmm…how can I make it clear to you how dangerous it is to wake a sleeping tortie?

AMARULA: See this sharp canine made for piercing tender human skin? (if you click on photo it will enlarge)

AMARULA: See these mighty teeth made for chomping human fingers?

AMARULA: Hear my terrifying roar made to send shivers down a human spine?

AMARULA: So, do we have an understanding now?

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Happy Holidays!

MERRY Holidays!

FRODO: Is it just me or can anyone else hear a bell jingle whenever I move my head?

ZULU: I love Christmas cause red is really my color! Don’t you ladies agree?

AMARULA: I really hope you like this sweater human. Cause it’s the last thing you’re ever gonna see once I get my claws on you!

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Amarula In Denial

AMARULA: Snow? I don’t see any snow. Well, OK maybe there’s a bit of fluffy white stuff everywhere but I’m sure that’s just because a cloud exploded (likely something Frodo did) and it’s just taking a bit of time to clean the mess up. By the way…can we talk about this stupid festive collar you’re making me wear?

AMARULA: I’m just gonna take a quick (very quick…it’s cold out here!) nap and when I wake up I am sure the mess will all be cleaned up and the clear skies and sun will have returned….right?

 

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It’s Official: Winter Has Arrived

AMARULA: Oh God! It’s here AGAIN! Why does winter keep coming back!  I thought I scared it away last year!

AMARULA: Maybe if I look away for a second, it will go away…

AMARULA: Nope. Looks like it’s here to stay. That looking away and wishing something would disappear trick never works! God knows I’ve tried it enough times with Frodo!

 

FRODO: Did you just call me Amarula!? Here I am!! Isn’t the snow beautiful!?! Is there room for me to sit up there with you, side by side and cozy!!

AMARULA: I have a feeling it’s going to be a loooooooooog winter!

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The Cats Come Together

Hello all! I am finally back home after my trip to Australia. I got home and pretty much went straight to bed after giving the kitties some love but I knew they were really hapy to see me when I woke up to find them TOGETHER (even Amarula!)!

ZULU and FRODO: Thank God you’re home!

AMARULA: You better not be taking a photo of us all together! I will deny everything!

ZULU: You’ll never leave us again, right?!?!

FRODO: What did she say Zulu?! She said she would never leave again right?!

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