AMARULA: Oh God! She’s home from her trip
ZULU: I don’t care what you’ve heard or think you’ve seen. Amarula and I were certainly not sleeping beside each other in your absence because we missed you so much that we were clearly driven mad and delusional
ZULU: Tell her Amarula! Tell her you and I are still mortal enemies. Where is your cutting, caustic wit when we need it?
AMARULA: I am so ashamed!
ZULU: How will my reputation recover from this?
AMARULA: I’m just gonna close my eyes and pretend this is not happening!
PS: I am back from my travels and safe. Made it home just in time to beat the travel bans/airport madness. Self-quarantining for next 14 days. Hope everyone is safe and healthy!
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