The Art of Hugging

 

1

AMARULA: Due to his youth and inexperience (i.e. he has yet to experience my claws of death because of my lady-like restraint) Frodo has tried to hug me on several occasions. I can usually tell when he is getting this death-wish idea into his head because his eyes glaze over (although frankly, glazed-over is pretty much Frodo’s normal state of being). In fact, he appears to have such a look at this very moment….

 

3

FRODO: Amarulaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, come and play……

 

2

AMARULA: Now, because I am the mature one and just had my nails clipped abhor violence, I am simply going to ignore the wretch and take the long way around

 

5

FRODO: Amarula………I’m watching you….

6

FRODO: Come on…just one little hug….

AMARULA: I feel this is not going to end well for either of us…

5

AMARULA: I see that look in your eyes…don’t do it Frodo…Frodo…

 

7

AMARULA: Arrrgggghhh……………………..

FRODO: Gotcha! See isn’t this fun!!? Amarula you are just the best hugger ever!

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Happy Canada Day!

 

happycanadaday!

Frodo: It’s Canada’s Birthday today! Happy Canada Day from me, Zulu and Amarula! I am not quite sure who Canada is but do you think they would be willing to share their birthday cake with me!?

 

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, Feline!

 

 

loveleafpile2

FRODO: Doh-di-doh, doh-di-doh…I love my leaf pile!

leaf pile

FRODO: It is one of my new favorite places since mom starting letting me go outside on a harness! It has wonderful smells….I just love rubbing in it!

leafs taste good

FRODO: The leaves even taste delicious…a delicate hint of mold mingled with old dog urine! Yum!

smell trouble

FRODO: OH OH I think I smell trouble on the horizon!

AMARULA: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, Feline…I smell an intruder in MY pile of leafs!

ifijustlookdownmaybenotnoticeme

FRODO: Oh no! She is coming this way! Maybe if I look down she won’t see me

feefi

AMARULA: What are you doing in MY pile of leafs Frodo?!

my leaf pile2

FRODO: I’m just keeping them warm for you by rubbing around in them, Big sis! Come and join me!

my leaf pile

AMARULA: That is never going to happen! Out! Vamoose vermin! I need some “me time” in my leaves!

realsorry

FRODO: Well I am real sorry about the misunderstanding Sis! Is there anything I can do to make it up to you!?

AMARULA: No just leave!

FRODO: I think I have a good idea how I can best say sorry…

kisstomakebetter

FRODO: Let’s kiss and makeup!!! Yipee!

AMARULA: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

 

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Forbidden Love

 

swan3

ZULU: What are you doing Frodo? You’ve been staring at that swan for hours!

FRODO: I’m in love! I know the feeling is mutual cause she just can’t keep her eyes off me! She just keeps staring. She is dumbstruck with loooooooooove

swan2

ZULU: The word “dumb” might certainly factor in here…

FRODO: Isn’t she beautiful? She doesn’t say much but that’s OK cause we speak volumes with our eyes.

its the chippy right

ZULU: And have your eyes noticed that that is mom’s cement swan? Cement, Frodo, aka not real!

FRODO: Zulu! How dare you accuse her of not being real and genuine! Our love is the real deal! Though I guess if I am honest, I have been feeling lately like things are not right between us…like there may be someone else…what’s that over there in the bushes…

chippy

FRODO: A chipmunk!! My heart is broken! I can never compete with a mammal with such full cheeks and gorgeous stripes!

ZULU: Then you definitely don’t want to know about the bunny that has been given her the eye!

bunny

 

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Bath Time: Looking Good for the Ladies!

 

wash2

FRODO: Big brother Zulu says I must pay lots of attention to my grooming cause it’s important for me to look good for the ladies.

wash1

FRODO: He says though I will clearly never be as good looking as him, I can do the best with what I’ve got!

wellwhat do you think

FRODO: Well, what do you think ladies? How do I look?

missedaspot

FRODO: Oops missed a spot!

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Mom Got A New Kitten! (sorta)

FRODO: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!! I think mom got a new kitten!!

new kitten

Though it sure has a strange tail for a cat! So big and fluffy! And I can’t figure out why mom is not making it wear a harness like me and Zulu have to!

fluffy

I love having new friends! I can’t wait to introduce myself! Hey! Zulu and Amarula come over here and meet our new sibling! I sure hope he isn’t a lady-killer like Zulu or Zulu is gonna be soooooooooooooo jealous!

in the bushes

Why does he get to eat peanuts and I don’t? I bet he would be willing to share–he looks like the generous type. I can’t wait to get to know this new kitten better! Though I can’t understand why mom seems unwilling to let the poor guy go inside the house!

new kitten2

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Save

Time for My Human to Die

AMARULA: Well, she’s done it! The human’s really done it! I was minding my own business, having a pleasant day out and about when this orange blob walked by…

thisidiotwalkedbyme

Apparently the human is now allowing Frodo out on a harness into my outdoors! MY outdoors!
leashedidiots

 

It was bad enough having Zulu to contend with but now I have Frodo invading my Feline Fiefdom!

timeformyhumantodie

Yep! I’ve tried to be nice. I tried to have Zulu killed welcomed Zulu with open arms when he joined me outside. But this, this is too much!

amifro

How much is one cat expected to endure!!?? Someone call the humane society and report my human!

gangsallhere1

Save

Save