Hairballs and Hissy Fits

Amarula and the Dangers of Too Much Catnip

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Amarula always gets a little amorous when she spends too much time in the catnip patch! Clearly she really overindulged for her to be so friendly with Frodo!

FRODO: I knew this day would come!!

FRODO: Amarula really does love me!!

AMARULA: What the heck just happened here??! I hope that stupid human didn’t have her camera. I gotta stop overindulging in the ‘nip!

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The Coveted Window Seat

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Today Amarula learned why the window seat isn’t always the best seat in the house:

Here are Amarula’s Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

  1. My favorite thing on my daily to-do list is _look menacing and gorgeous in equal measure!
  2. My least favorite thing on my daily to-do list is _update my list of nemeses—it just keeps growing –I can never keep up.
  3. I could really do without …you know what I’m gonna say…Frodo the Creamsicle Cretin and Zulu the Zero
  4. I would love to have more mirrors in the house so I could constantly be reminded of my own stunning Tortieness and my own private litter box. It’s so beneath me to share                                  .

 

Escape From AlCATraz

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The Human: So I bought this tent because I’ve had issues with a certain mancat who keeps trying to escape the yard during supervised outdoor time. Can you guess who?

FRODO: Who me?

FRODO: Nooooooooooo

FRODO: I’m innocent I swear!

FRODO: I’ll be good, let me out!

FRODO: I was framed! Set me free!

FRODO: These walls will never hold me!

FRODO: Hey! Can somebody phone my lawyer?

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Frodo’s Credibility Goes Down The Toilet

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The Human: So a few days ago I noticed that my office was starting to smell a little…shall we say…off. Upon closer inspection, it became odiferously clear that some feline had been using my planter as their own personal commode. But who could it be…

The Human: Was it you Amarula?

AMARULA: Sure! Everyone always wants to blame the Tortie! I won’t even dignify that with an answer.

The Human: Was it you Zulu?

ZULU: Please! I would never use a common household plant to do my business.

The Human: Frodo…Frodo?

The photographic evidence seems pretty damning!

FRODO: A little privacy please!

The plant now!

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