FRODO: Well spring is finally here — at least that’s what Amarula and Zulu keep talking about. They sure are excited about finally going outside again now that the snow is gone (even though Zulu has to wear a harness).
FRODO: I must admit it does look very exciting out there!
I can only imagine the adventures I could get up to outside!!
FRODO: I might finally be able to catch that red squirrel that keeps taunting me!
FRODO: Hey Zulu and Amarula when will I be big enough to come join you outside?
AMARULA: Never! The human has no plans to let you outside of the cat containment unit! I heard her saying that even on a harness you would likely get into too much trouble!
FRODO: What’s that you say?!?…but that’s not fair…I really never get to go outside?!?
FRODO: NEVER??!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. Let me out!