AMARULA: Well Frodo, I guess you think you are really something special since today is National Tabby Cat Day. You better not let it go to your head!
FRODO: National Tabby Day! Yipee!! How exciting! Take a good look Amarula….what kind of Tabby am I?
AMARULA: You’re about to be a dead Tabby if you don’t get off my Lazyboy! Frankly you seem like a Lazy Tabby to me!
AMARULA: Or how about a chubby Tabby?
FRODO: What about a Handsome Tabby? Could I be the handsome variety of Tabby, Amarula?
AMARULA: NO definitely not! I would say more of a Martian-like Tabby
ZULU: I think you are a Beloved Tabby Frodo!
ZULU: Beloved and handsome too! (Though not nearly as handsome as me!)
FRODO: Thanks Zulu! I’ll also ask Mom what kind of Tabby I am…..
FRODO: Well Mom said I am a Very Loved Tabby and she also said I’m a not-allowed-on-the-table-but-does-it-anyway Tabby!
FRODO: Mom also said I was officially known as a Classy Tabby!!
AMARULA: I think you mean CLASSIC Tabby Frodo…but she should have said clueless!
FRODO: I am pretty sure she means CLASSY Amarula…check me out!
FRODO: YEAH! I love being a Classy Tabby! And happy National Tabby day to all you Tabbies out there! Yippee!