FRODO: Hey there big sis! Wanna play?
AMARULA: No I certainly do not want to play. Now get down from there — you are in my spot! Only I get to sit at the top of the sofa! It is the perfect perch from which to oversee my domain.
FRODO: Come on! Let’s play! Come up here and get me!
AMARULA: Come down at once!
FRODO: Pfffffffffffffffttttttttttt! Come and get me!
AMARULA: How dare you show me the raspberry! You really have no common sense whatsoever do you? You asked for it….
AMARULA: Whack! Bam!
THE HUMAN aka mom: HEY! What the heck are you two doing?!?
A few minutes later….
AMARULA: I can’t believe the human broke up the fight and is making us share the top of the couch! What of my dignity!? What of a respect for my superiority!?
FRODO: Fight?! I thought we were playing! I thought you were trying to tickle me! Oh Amarula, you have the funniest sense of humor! I LOVE YOU!
AMARULA: Silence you creamsicle cretin!
- My favorite kind of cookie is _S’mouses (like a S’more but meatier!), chocolate chipmunk cookies and peanut birder cookies.
- The famous Mudpie the tortie of course (only a fellow tortie can capture my tortitude and her blog was the first cat blog I read with a tortie as the star–which is of course, our natural role) would play me in a movie about my life.
- Love is easy to find! I feel it every time I look in the mirror!
- For Valentine’s Day, I just might suspend hostiles between myself and Frodo and Zulu! But Frodo is on real thin ice at the moment!