War and Peace: a Backyard Battleground

 

 

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ZULU: Don’t you think this is childish Amarula? Why can’t we just hang out close to one another in the backyard without any fur flying.

AMARULA: As I recall, aren’t you the fighter in the family? Weren’t you the one who started a fight with Frodo a few weeks ago?

ZULU: That was for something of vital importance! Supremacy of the catnip patch! But normally I’m a lover not a fighter!

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AMARULA: When I open my eyes you better be at least a full three-cat lengths away from me Zulu. I mean it…

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ZULU: Surprise!! Come on let’s play! Let’s put the PEACE back in War and Peace! Come on, pet my tummy!!

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AMARULA: I am not amused! You can’t say I didn’t warn you. Prepare for the claws of catastrophe…

ZULU: Oh please! The only catastrophe here is your breath!

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AMARULA: Kaboom!

ZULU: Hey!

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AMARULA: Kapow!

ZULU: Ok Ok!

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ZULU: OK I will stay over here! You are so immature!

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AMARULA: The claws of death have yet to let me down! Now to my Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

ZULU: When do I get to do the fill ins!?

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AMARULA: Talk to the paw, Zulu! Talk to the paw… Here are my Fill Ins!

  1. The first thing I check when I go online is _Whether or not Amazon is having a sale on catnip. I also Google to see if a new remake of that dog movie “Old Yeller” is coming out. I love a good comedy!
  2. My signature dish is: Hairball with a side of drool___________________.
  3. My Halloween night is usually spent: Frightening trick or treaters with the sounds of my forlorn caterwauling as I sing sadly about the death of summer.
  4. Trick or treaters : Have tasty ankles! I love trying to chop them when they come to the door! Yummy!

 

 

 

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Friendly Fill Ins Number 1 From Amarula

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AMARULA: Frodo, Zulu and I are big fans of other cat and pet bloggers so here are my answers for the Friendly Fill-Ins challenge, hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

  1. It is good to have a spare box of toys. Those idiots Zulu and Frodo are always stealing my toys so I like to hide some throughout the house!
  2. I don’t understand why Frodo is so popular. He is the human’s newest addition and she actually seems to like him. He has the IQ of a lamp shade and his breath always smells like day-old tuna! Yet everyone — even Zulu — seems to like him!
  3. The spookiest thing that ever happened to me was when the human dressed me up in this! I am still waiting to get even! She better not try it again this year!
  4. Well I am not sure this is an official Halloween story, but my favorite Halloween tale is The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock! Finally someone else understood how evil birds really are and how they plan to take over the world! I am always trying to explain that to the human but she refuses to believe me!

 

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