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Zulu Gets Jealous

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So I was taking photos of Frodo when this happened…

Come on Frodo, look at the camera…

ZULU: Hey! Why are you taking photos of Frodo? I love him and all but I am the photogenic one in the family! Pay me some photographic attention!

FRODO: Come here Zulu! I would love to give you some attention!

FRODO: Come closer….

FRODO: Closer! I love giving hugs!

ZULU: I don’t want a hug! I want my photo taken!

FRODO: OK How about a quick love bite then?

ZULU: No!

ZULU: Ok I call a truce as long as mom takes my photo!

ZULU: After all we all know who the best looking cat in the house is right?

AMARULA: We sure do….

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Amarula Makes A Bargain

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AMARULA: Oh God! The human has that look on her face again as though she is in awe of my beauty and is about to sqweeee her head off! She should be used to my gorgeousness by now. I have to nip this in the bud before she actually tries to pick me up and hug me….

AMARULA: Human! I will make a bargain with you…If you leave me alone for the rest of the day I will allow you one quick tummy rub…

AMARULA: …And one fast toe squeeze, and in return I will only scratch you exactly three and a half times and bite your ankle in a way that bruises but doesn’t break the skin. What do you say? Do we have a bargain?

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Amarula Wants A Hug

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AMARULA: If I look to my right am I going to see that idiot Zulu staring at me?

ZULU: Hi Amarula, aka she-who-looks-like-a-bowl-of-tiger-tail-ice-cream-exploded!

AMARULA: I knew it! When will you learn to fear me as you should!? What a way to start a Monday!

AMARULA: Come a little closer Zulu, I wanna give you a hug!

ZULU: No thanks! I’ve had your hugs before! I’ll stay right here.

AMARULA: Is it possible you do have a tiny ounce of intelligence??

(PS The Human had a wonderful time on her trip to Israel)

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Amarula and Frodo: Frenemies?

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Amarula is doing the Friendly Fill Ins with 15andmeowing and Four-Legged Furballs.

  1. I admire myself in the mirror at least 25 times a day.
  2. I can’t wait for Frodo and Zulu’s personality to bloom. (I’ll be waiting a long time….)

3. I’m proud to say Frodo only tries to play with me 15 times a day instead of 20. Clearly, I am slowly putting the fear of God into the copper-furred cretin.

4. The fact that I feel Frodo’s breath on the back of my neck and I know he can’t stay still for long make(s) me nervous.

Merry Christmas from Frodo and Zulu (and sorta) Amarula!!

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ZULU: I love Christmas time because all the red really sets off my fur nicely!

FRODO: I love wearing my Christmas outfit but can you please take off the hat otherwise how can I hear Santa come down the chimney?

FRODO: Santa’s not hiding in the camera is he?

AMARULA: I know one human who will be enjoying Christmas a little less because I plan to gave her a good bite! Oh the indignity!

AMARULA: Bah humbug! I stick my tongue out at you Santa! Phfffftttt!

Happy Holidays Everyone!

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The Cats Are Getting Ready For Halloween!

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The house is all abuzz as the cats start trying on their spooky outfits in preparation for Halloween!

FRODO: I love my hat but all this excitement is making me sleepy!

ZULU: No! I do not look good in neon green! Take this thing off and get me my beret! Oh la la! I look so good in my French beret!

AMARULA: I am not getting out of this tunnel until you put all the Halloween hats away!

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