Amarula Makes A Bargain

AMARULA: Oh God! The human has that look on her face again as though she is in awe of my beauty and is about to sqweeee her head off! She should be used to my gorgeousness by now. I have to nip this in the bud before she actually tries to pick me up and hug me….

AMARULA: Human! I will make a bargain with you…If you leave me alone for the rest of the day I will allow you one quick tummy rub…

AMARULA: …And one fast toe squeeze, and in return I will only scratch you exactly three and a half times and bite your ankle in a way that bruises but doesn’t break the skin. What do you say? Do we have a bargain?

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21 thoughts on “Amarula Makes A Bargain”

  1. I’m pretty sure you win all your bargains. It’s the way of cats. You are gorgeous though.

    Thank you for joining the Awww Mondays Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous day and week. My best to your mom. ♥

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  2. never bargain amarula; humans “hold” it over you for days; no make that… YEARS later…

    hugs from dai$y =^..*=

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  3. Awww squeeee! Amarula, I don’t think we can be used to your gorgeousness ever because you keep becoming more and more gorgeous! I would take that bargain for your irresistible tummy and toes 🙂

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