Amarula | Hairballs & Hissyfits

Amarula Makes A Bargain

May 6, 2019 by Amarula

AMARULA: Oh God! The human has that look on her face again as though she is in awe of my beauty and is about to sqweeee her head off! She should be used to my gorgeousness by now. I have to nip this in the bud before she actually tries to pick me up and hug me….

AMARULA: Human! I will make a bargain with you…If you leave me alone for the rest of the day I will allow you one quick tummy rub…

AMARULA: …And one fast toe squeeze, and in return I will only scratch you exactly three and a half times and bite your ankle in a way that bruises but doesn’t break the skin. What do you say? Do we have a bargain?

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Frodo Takes a Leap of Faith

April 22, 2019 by Amarula

FRODO: You were right Amarula! I can see the whole world from up here! Thanks so much for your suggestion that I get in the cupboard and I know i can trust you that mom won’t be mad!

AMARULA: That’s right Frodo. You just stay up there and have a great time! (idiot)

FRODO: Thank goodness mom forgot to close it properly or I never would have discovered how fun this is. I wonder why she doesn’t leave it open all the time?! Doesn’t she realize how grand it is up here??

FRODO: Wow it is really far down below!

FRODO: I am King of the Kitchen!! Yeah!

FRODO: Oh oh! Mom just spotted me and doesn’t look too happy!

FRODO: I’m otta here!

AMARULA: ha ha ha! I love how gullible the orange idiot is!

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Amarula Wants A Hug

April 15, 2019 by Amarula

AMARULA: If I look to my right am I going to see that idiot Zulu staring at me?

ZULU: Hi Amarula, aka she-who-looks-like-a-bowl-of-tiger-tail-ice-cream-exploded!

AMARULA: I knew it! When will you learn to fear me as you should!? What a way to start a Monday!

AMARULA: Come a little closer Zulu, I wanna give you a hug!

ZULU: No thanks! I’ve had your hugs before! I’ll stay right here.

AMARULA: Is it possible you do have a tiny ounce of intelligence??

(PS The Human had a wonderful time on her trip to Israel)

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Amarula and Frodo: Frenemies?

March 22, 2019 by Amarula

Amarula is doing the Friendly Fill Ins with 15andmeowing and Four-Legged Furballs.

I admire myself in the mirror at least 25 times a day.
I can’t wait for Frodo and Zulu’s personality to bloom. (I’ll be waiting a long time….)

3. I’m proud to say Frodo only tries to play with me 15 times a day instead of 20. Clearly, I am slowly putting the fear of God into the copper-furred cretin.

4. The fact that I feel Frodo’s breath on the back of my neck and I know he can’t stay still for long make(s) me nervous.

Amarula’s All Smiles (sorta)

February 25, 2019 by Amarula

Amarula had her dental visit and is now resting comfortably!

Very comfortably!

AMARULA: I may look sedate now but if you ever take me to the vet again there will be a reckoning!

AMARULA: And NO, I will not smile for the camera!
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Wordless Wednesday: Go Ahead! Squeeze My Toes And See What Happens!

February 6, 2019 by Amarula

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Frodo and Amarula Play Hide and Seek (Sorta)

January 28, 2019 by Amarula

AMARULA: This is wonderful! Finally some piece and quiet…oh no…

FRODO: Amarula! It’s me your bestie Frodo! Why are you in that box? Do you wanna play hide and seek?

AMARULA: I’m more into the hide than the seek Frodo! Now go away!

FRODO: Isn’t that funny Amarula. It almost sounded like you said “go away” but I know you must have said “come and play!” I found you Amarula, now you have to come out of the box and find me when I hide.

FRODO: Amarula? What’s going on in there? Have you fallen asleep? Come out and play!

FRODO: Boy! It’s almost like she’s trying to ignore me!

FRODO: Mom can you explain the rules of hide and seek to Amarula? I don’t think she understands how to play!

FRODO: Maybe if I just give her a little tap on the bum, she’ll get the message that it’s play time!

FRODO: Maybe I’ll just get in the box with her! What fun!

AMARULA: Jeesh! Alright! You go and hide and count to a million and I will come and look for you (idiot, ha ha!)

FRODO: Yipee!! I’m off to hide!

FRODO: Hey Amarula, what comes after the number 1?

AMARULA: OH Brother!

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Amarula Weights In

January 21, 2019 by Amarula

AMARULA: You don’t think I put on too much weight over the holidays do you?

AMARULA: Take a closer look. You can be honest. Don’t let the fact that I haven’t had my claws trimmed for two months deter you from an honest answer…

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