Sherlock Hopeless: Pet Detective

AMARULA: As you may recall, dear readers, we recently had a feline interloper in MY backyard whose interest in Frodo showed she was clearly deranged and possibly rabid. After the last encounter, I promised I would track down where this hussy lives and introduce her to Ms. CLAWS (if you know what I mean!) Being a woman of my word, I have been prowling the neighborhood at all hours hoping to catch site of the miscreant.  I am sad to report that so far I have not found a single sign of the fluffy trespasser!


AMARULA: Yesterday, I thought I was close…I felt an evil presence everywhere I turned and I could not shake the feeling that I was being watched!


AMARULA: The sensation that I was SO CLOSE to my prey haunted me and yet I could not find her! The stress was too much and I decided that what I really needed was a good nap to help revive me.


AMARULA: After a short 12 hour nap, I was still unable to allay my feelings of unease. Where is that felonious feline?! Despondent, I just stared at the sidewalk for hours!


AMARULA: Don’t you worry, I shall never give up! I am a fierce hunting feline. I am legendary for my superior tracking and detective skills and I am sure I will soon find my prey! I shall not give up! At least I can still amuse myself by participating in the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

23 replies
  1. mommakatandherbearcat
    mommakatandherbearcat says:

    Ummm … Amarula … I hate to point this out … but you could encourage the hussy and Frodo to run off together and kill two birds with one stone. Though she IS quite beautiful … err … I mean, beautifully MAD … crazy … NUTS!

  2. Punapippuri
    Punapippuri says:

    Girlcats. You are unbelievable. We mancats would just hiss a bit, sniff a lot and maybe even butt wash. What do you do ? Prove you need to go to the opticians and end up belly up on the sidewalk, no doubt inebriated with some nip or a dose of your own magnificence. Frodo and Zulu must have been rolling around giggling until you went back inside. And then they wouldn’t dare to smirk of course. Hehehe.

  3. da tabbies o trout towne
    da tabbies o trout towne says:

    guys….thiz post iz hill larry uz !!!!! N we gotta say fotoz two iz price lezz 🙂
    frodo….dood…yur gurl friend iz gorgeouz bye de way ~ ♥♥♥

  4. Deziz World
    Deziz World says:

    Oh gawjus Amarula, we have no doubt you’ll locate dat floofy innerloper. But now, it’s not da floof ya’ have against her, right? Cuz ya’ know, we have no control over our floof. MOL As fur nappin’ on da sidewalk, our mommy would have a fit. She’s always grumblin’ ’bout da germs and nastiness of da outside world. But you be lookin’ so refureshed we think she must be mistaken. Big hugs to all. Have a pawsum day.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  5. Little Binky and Granny
    Little Binky and Granny says:

    I think that interloper could be a nice furriend, Amarula. It looks like you two belong together 😀 We also want to thank you for your Birthday Wishes for Granny. They really made her day! Double Pawkiss for a wonderful day 🙂 <3


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