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Cat Fight at the Catnip Patch!

August 6, 2016July 11, 2016 by Amarula

FRODO: Ah! There is nothing like the smell of fresh catnip in the morning. I am so glad mom planted it in her garden.

FRODO: Oh oh.

ZULU: What ya doing Frodo? You know that is my patch of catnip, right?

FRODO: Didn’t we agree to share?

ZULU: I love ya like a brother but that’s my ‘nip. You have three seconds to skedaddle.

FRODO: One leaf…Can’t I just have one leaf?

ZULU: One…two…three…ATTACK!

ZULU: Say Uncle Frodo!

FRODO: OK OK! Uncle!

ZULU: Mine all mine!…oh oh…

AMARULA: What ya doing Zulu? You know that is my patch of catnip, right?

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Wordless Wednesday: Lineup for the Cat Grass!

July 6, 2016 by Amarula

The Art of Hugging

July 4, 2016 by Amarula

AMARULA: Due to his youth and inexperience (i.e. he has yet to experience my claws of death because of my lady-like restraint) Frodo has tried to hug me on several occasions. I can usually tell when he is getting this death-wish idea into his head because his eyes glaze over (although frankly, glazed-over is pretty much Frodo’s normal state of being). In fact, he appears to have such a look at this very moment….

FRODO: Amarulaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, come and play……

AMARULA: Now, because I am the mature one and ~~just had my nails clipped~~ abhor violence, I am simply going to ignore the wretch and take the long way around

FRODO: Amarula………I’m watching you….

FRODO: Come on…just one little hug….

AMARULA: I feel this is not going to end well for either of us…

AMARULA: I see that look in your eyes…don’t do it Frodo…Frodo…

AMARULA: Arrrgggghhh……………………..

FRODO: Gotcha! See isn’t this fun!!? Amarula you are just the best hugger ever!

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Happy Canada Day!

July 1, 2016 by Amarula

Frodo: It’s Canada’s Birthday today! Happy Canada Day from me, Zulu and Amarula! I am not quite sure who Canada is but do you think they would be willing to share their birthday cake with me!?

Wordless Wednesday: Sleepy Summer Sunbeams!

June 29, 2016 by Amarula

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Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, Feline!

June 27, 2016 by Amarula

FRODO: Doh-di-doh, doh-di-doh…I love my leaf pile!

FRODO: It is one of my new favorite places since mom starting letting me go outside on a harness! It has wonderful smells….I just love rubbing in it!

FRODO: The leaves even taste delicious…a delicate hint of mold mingled with old dog urine! Yum!

FRODO: OH OH I think I smell trouble on the horizon!

AMARULA: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, Feline…I smell an intruder in MY pile of leafs!

FRODO: Oh no! She is coming this way! Maybe if I look down she won’t see me

AMARULA: What are you doing in MY pile of leafs Frodo?!

FRODO: I’m just keeping them warm for you by rubbing around in them, Big sis! Come and join me!

AMARULA: That is never going to happen! Out! Vamoose vermin! I need some “me time” in my leaves!

FRODO: Well I am real sorry about the misunderstanding Sis! Is there anything I can do to make it up to you!?

AMARULA: No just leave!

FRODO: I think I have a good idea how I can best say sorry…

FRODO: Let’s kiss and makeup!!! Yipee!

AMARULA: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Forbidden Love

June 24, 2016 by Amarula

ZULU: What are you doing Frodo? You’ve been staring at that swan for hours!

FRODO: I’m in love! I know the feeling is mutual cause she just can’t keep her eyes off me! She just keeps staring. She is dumbstruck with loooooooooove

ZULU: The word “dumb” might certainly factor in here…

FRODO: Isn’t she beautiful? She doesn’t say much but that’s OK cause we speak volumes with our eyes.

ZULU: And have your eyes noticed that that is mom’s cement swan? Cement, Frodo, aka not real!

FRODO: Zulu! How dare you accuse her of not being real and genuine! Our love is the real deal! Though I guess if I am honest, I have been feeling lately like things are not right between us…like there may be someone else…what’s that over there in the bushes…

FRODO: A chipmunk!! My heart is broken! I can never compete with a mammal with such full cheeks and gorgeous stripes!

ZULU: Then you definitely don’t want to know about the bunny that has been given her the eye!

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Wordless Wednesday: Scratch My Tummy…I Dare You…

June 22, 2016 by Amarula

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Bath Time: Looking Good for the Ladies!

June 20, 2016 by Amarula

FRODO: Big brother Zulu says I must pay lots of attention to my grooming cause it’s important for me to look good for the ladies.

FRODO: He says though I will clearly never be as good looking as him, I can do the best with what I’ve got!

FRODO: Well, what do you think ladies? How do I look?

FRODO: Oops missed a spot!

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Mom Got A New Kitten! (sorta)

June 16, 2016 by Amarula

FRODO: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!! I think mom got a new kitten!!

Though it sure has a strange tail for a cat! So big and fluffy! And I can’t figure out why mom is not making it wear a harness like me and Zulu have to!

I love having new friends! I can’t wait to introduce myself! Hey! Zulu and Amarula come over here and meet our new sibling! I sure hope he isn’t a lady-killer like Zulu or Zulu is gonna be soooooooooooooo jealous!

Why does he get to eat peanuts and I don’t? I bet he would be willing to share–he looks like the generous type. I can’t wait to get to know this new kitten better! Though I can’t understand why mom seems unwilling to let the poor guy go inside the house!

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