FRODO: So I was in the backyard hanging with my crew, Zulu and Amarula, when suddenly I sensed a new presence in the air. I turned to see this creature:
FRODO: She is hard to see so look again:
FRODO: A beautiful apparition appeared as if out of no where!
FRODO: I could not believe my eyes! So I looked away thinking she might disappear as quickly as she had come:
FRODO: Nope, it was not a dream! She is real!
FRODO: Of course, you may be wondering where Zulu and Amarula were during all this excitement. Well, Zulu took one look at the strange cat, cried as though someone had stepped on his tail, pushed me out of the way and promptly ran into the house where he proceeded to hide in the basement for the next 8 hours. Amarula, caught between what I am certain was a brave sisterly impulse to protect me from strangers, and feeling it was her duty to protect the back door from possible intrusion from the stranger went and hid waited by the deck, where she could watch the proceedings from a cowardly brave distance.
FRODO: Clearly, the strange cat found herself drawn to me (my pirate harness seems to have that effect on the ladies!) cause suddenly she came rushing towards me. She is certainly not coy!
FRODO: My powerful good looks are hard to ignore
FRODO: Then suddenly…it happened…she kissed me!
FRODO: And then just as quickly as she came, she was gone!
FRODO: Come back…come back…I don’t even know your name! I hope we will meet again!
