The Art of Hugging

 

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AMARULA: Due to his youth and inexperience (i.e. he has yet to experience my claws of death because of my lady-like restraint) Frodo has tried to hug me on several occasions. I can usually tell when he is getting this death-wish idea into his head because his eyes glaze over (although frankly, glazed-over is pretty much Frodo’s normal state of being). In fact, he appears to have such a look at this very moment….

 

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FRODO: Amarulaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, come and play……

 

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AMARULA: Now, because I am the mature one and just had my nails clipped abhor violence, I am simply going to ignore the wretch and take the long way around

 

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FRODO: Amarula………I’m watching you….

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FRODO: Come on…just one little hug….

AMARULA: I feel this is not going to end well for either of us…

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AMARULA: I see that look in your eyes…don’t do it Frodo…Frodo…

 

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AMARULA: Arrrgggghhh……………………..

FRODO: Gotcha! See isn’t this fun!!? Amarula you are just the best hugger ever!

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4 thoughts on “The Art of Hugging”

  1. sisturrz & brotherz iz spozed ta love one a nother !!

    rite dai$y……dai$y ?????

    well, guess eye spoke two soon

    butter lover boomer o cat ♥♥♥♥♥

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