A Step In The Wrong Direction

What could Amarula be waiting for….

AMARULA: I see you Zulu. I’m claiming the main floor as a ZULU free zone so I would not take another step if I were you!

ZULU: Out of my way Amarula! I’m coming down

AMARULA: Do I look like I am joking? Torties don’t joke.

ZULU: I hate it when you decide to assert your tortietude!

AMARULA: I am willing to be reasonable and will let you back on to the main floor for three cans of tuna and the password to your Amazon account.

ZULU: Pfffffffff!

AMARULA: I declare the main floor a totalitarian state with me as its leader! Long live the reign of the tortie!

ZULU: Mom! Amarula has been at the catnip again! A little help here please!

 

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Amarula’s Sweet Side!

Amarula may pretend to be tough but she’s got a real big soft side and loves to lie with her paw on my arm as I write!

AMARULA: (Little does she know I keep my paw here to encourage her to keep working and not take breaks! How else are we going to be able to afford all my favourite expensive treats if she doesn’t work twelve hour days! I am a real task master!)

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Is It Spring Yet?

FRODO and ZULU: Yeah! Spring is here and we am sure this snow will disappear any second!

AMARULA: Amateurs! I’m staying right here close to the door ready to run in as soon as the snow starts! Those idiots don’t realize that as soon as you say “spring has arrived” Mother Nature sends you another snow storm!

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Amarula Exposed!

AMARULA: Alright you may come closer.

Amarula: Go ahead, I know you can’t resist

AMARULA: Now remember you only get to pet my tummy five times and then I may or may not bite you. If I don’t bite you then you may continue for another 3.5 tummy pets.

AMARULA: Oh that tickles!

AMARULA: Oh that’s the spot! You know sometimes I find you quite tolerable.

AMARULA: Now you’re not going to tell anyone about my sweet side right?

 

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