Wordless Wednesday: Amarula’s Sexy and She Knows It! Meow!
We are participating in Blogpaws Wordless Wednesday Blog Hop!
Month: October 2016
A Game of Cat and … Mouth!?
A Game of Cat and … Mouth!?
FRODO: Zulu what are you doing?
ZULU: Well, I hate to break this to your Frodo, but mom put me in charge of watching you and making sure you don’t get into trouble. You have been getting into quite a lot of trouble lately! So I have to keep you on a “short leash” so to speak.
FRODO: But we all know that I only get into trouble when I am led astray by Amarula! I am a well-behaved cat otherwise!
ZULU: While I generally agree that Amarula is responsible for most of the precarious predicaments you get into, you do tend to wander off if no one is watching you!
FRODO: Come on Zulu! Let me go!
ZULU: Nope! Sorry I take my role as big brother and Frodo guardian seriously!
ZULU: Frankly, Frodo, I find I am quite enjoying this! It is the kind of job I can really sink my teeth into!
FRODO: Look! A butterfly over by the garden….
ZULU: Not the garden Frodo! Come back here!
FRODO: I love digging up the garden! Let go of my leash!
ZULU: Come back here!
ZULU: I hope mom has good cat dental insurance cause watching you is killing my teeth!
We are participating in Comedy Plus’ Awwww….Mondays blog hop
Sunday Selfie Blog Hop
FRODO: Oh Boy Oh Boy!! This is my first Sunday Selfie blog hop (hosted by The Cat on My Head) and I told mom I wanted to look my best so she got out my favorite tie! I think it makes me look very manly! Yipee! Does this mean I also get to hop around?
It’s Caturday and Amarula is Feeling Artsy!
AMARULA: It’s a curse really. To be so beautiful and talented…well, in honor of Caturday, today I decided to try my paw at making an oil painting self-portrait (with a little help from Faststone photo editor) for Athena’s Caturday Art Blog Hop! Man I look good!
Friendly Fill Ins Number 1 From Amarula
AMARULA: Frodo, Zulu and I are big fans of other cat and pet bloggers so here are my answers for the Friendly Fill-Ins challenge, hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!
- It is good to have a spare box of toys. Those idiots Zulu and Frodo are always stealing my toys so I like to hide some throughout the house!
- I don’t understand why Frodo is so popular. He is the human’s newest addition and she actually seems to like him. He has the IQ of a lamp shade and his breath always smells like day-old tuna! Yet everyone — even Zulu — seems to like him!
- The spookiest thing that ever happened to me was when the human dressed me up in this! I am still waiting to get even! She better not try it again this year!
- Well I am not sure this is an official Halloween story, but my favorite Halloween tale is The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock! Finally someone else understood how evil birds really are and how they plan to take over the world! I am always trying to explain that to the human but she refuses to believe me!
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving from the Cats!
FRODO: Well it’s Canadian Thanksgiving today and mom let us all have some turkey. I might love turkey even more than tuna!! Yummy! The problem is that now we all have turkey tummy! And we are lapsing into a Thanksgiving coma….zzz
AMARULA: Ummmm…turkey….zzz…
ZULU: My belly is filled with turkey…and sunbeams…zzz…
FRODO: I need more turkey STAT! I promise my tummy has room for more turkey!
Catting Around: A First Date!
AMARULA: So I told you earlier this week about the handsome tomcat I met when the human and I went on our walk…
AMARULA: His name is Charlie. Isn’t he dreamy (but don’t tell him I said so)!!
AMARULA: Well, we went on our first date yesterday! He invited me on a walk. (Now pay attention ladies and you might learn something about proper dating etiquette)
AMARULA: He was a perfect gentleman. And I kept enough distance behind him to make it clear that I was a proper lady and expected to be wooed!
AMARULA: Naturally I looked away every time he looked back to appear disinterested. I didn’t want him to realize how smitten I really was.
AMARULA: After the walk we went back to his place to hang out.
AMARULA: Finally, I figured it was time to send a clear signal that I was interested! So I gave him my best moves and batted my eyelashes and looked all coquettish.
AMARULA: He then showed me his best moves (and his belly)!
AMARULA: And finally I figured he deserved a kiss! I can’t wait to see him again! Meowwwwww!