Time For My Human to Die: I’ve Been Antlered!

AMARULA: Trust me, this is one reindeer Santa does not want pulling his sleigh!

AMARULA: Why me!? Surely this qualifies as animal abuse!

Here are Amarula’s Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

Week 33: December 23, 2016

  1. I still need to find where the human is hiding Frodo and Zulu’s presents so I can change the gift tag on them and label them as mine before Christmas.
  2. My favorite episode of Seinfeld is Festivus For the Rest of Us! Though I love airing my grievances any time of year!
  3. What I really would like for Christmas is: My two front teeth. Seriously. Not joking. When the human “rescued” me off the streets as a stray (she insists on calling it a rescue. I prefer to call it “catnapping”) she took me to the dentist. I went in with four canines and woke up with only one (apparently my teeth were pretty bad)! And I didn’t even get any money from the tooth fairy!
  4. My favourite part of Christmastime is trying to bring down that darn tree (usually at about 3 AM!) Timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

 

24 replies
  1. Eastside Cats
    Eastside Cats says:

    But…but…Amarula, you look ADORABLE! Does that put me on your murder list? When we took Sweetie to have her first dental (she is a friendly feral), the vet called me to tell me that she was missing 19 of her 32 teeth! Sweetie was a changed cat after that dental work; they removed any icky stuff left, and she is a real love bug. Your peeps didn’t catnap you; aren’t you living in the lap of luxury, as befitting your station? Yes, you are, and good luck on your goals…I believe that you’ll attain all of them! Merry Christmas to all!

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  2. mommakatandherbearcat
    mommakatandherbearcat says:

    You DO make an absolutely beautiful and adorable reindeer, Amarula. Though I have a feeling your brothers and your Mom will pay dearly for this indignity. We didn’t send out Christmas cards, but we wish all of you (yes, even Frodo and Zulu and Play Doh, the hussy) a Merry Christmas filled with love and peace. You always make our day!

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  3. Kitties Blue
    Kitties Blue says:

    We say that you are definitely entitled to fell the tree. Though we must tell you that you are darn cute in those antlers, the use of them is definitely cat abuse. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  4. The Canadian Cats
    The Canadian Cats says:

    Now, those antlers fit you perfectly! You were born to be a Cadeer. Mine keep falling off…maybe you have a bigger head. I like the way you think..readdressing the name tags now that is one I hadn’t thought of my friend. Have a great Christmas my friends.

    Shoko

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  5. The Island Cats
    The Island Cats says:

    Amarula, no matter how cute everybuddy tells you you are, we don’t blame you one bit for being mad. Last year the mom made us all wear Santa hats. We still haven’t forgiven her for that. Thank cod she didn’t subject us to it this year.

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  6. mariodacat roever
    mariodacat roever says:

    I hate to tell you this, but we absolutely love you in antlers. You are sooooooo cute in those pictures. It’s okay tho if you want tto get even with your humans. It’s a dirty trick to play on a kitty.

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  7. Ellen Pilch
    Ellen Pilch says:

    You look so cute, maybe forgive your human being it is Christmas. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. Good luck getting that tree down 🙂 I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!

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  8. Maggie
    Maggie says:

    Oh, Amarula, I’m sorry to laugh, but you look so darn cute. I guess I’ll be on the hit list too.
    Mickey Mouser and Rufus the Red have declared this a “costume free zone.”
    I like your fill-in answers too.
    xxoo

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