AMARULA: Trust me, this is one reindeer Santa does not want pulling his sleigh!
AMARULA: Why me!? Surely this qualifies as animal abuse!
Week 33: December 23, 2016
- I still need to find where the human is hiding Frodo and Zulu’s presents so I can change the gift tag on them and label them as mine before Christmas.
- My favorite episode of Seinfeld is Festivus For the Rest of Us! Though I love airing my grievances any time of year!
- What I really would like for Christmas is: My two front teeth. Seriously. Not joking. When the human “rescued” me off the streets as a stray (she insists on calling it a rescue. I prefer to call it “catnapping”) she took me to the dentist. I went in with four canines and woke up with only one (apparently my teeth were pretty bad)! And I didn’t even get any money from the tooth fairy!
- My favourite part of Christmastime is trying to bring down that darn tree (usually at about 3 AM!) Timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!