ZULU: Doh…dee…doh…Busy the puppy is having a nap so I can come out of the basement and …wink…wink…spend time with my ladies! You know who you are…
AMARULA: There you are Zulu! I’ve been looking everywhere for you. I can’t believe I am saying this but I need your help!
ZULU: What?!?! Have you been into the extra-strength catnip again you Tortie Terror?
AMARULA: No you idiot! We have to get rid of that puppy Busy! Look behind me.
AMARULA: Do you see that big box with the “Caution Heavy” stickers on it? (Thank God for the human’s addiction to Amazon) I have devised a plan to lure the puppy here and we can both push it over so it lands on him (whispering…and if it lands on Frodo too even better!)…hold on…wait a minute…what is he doing here…
AMARULA: FRODO! Get out of here! Be gone foul demon! I blame you and your overly loving personality for this puppy mess!
ZULU: Boy did you send Frodo running! Look Amarula, as much as I agree that dog has to go, I am occupied at the moment trying to pose charmingly for the camera! Speaking of my good looks…do you think this pillow makes me looks fat?
AMARULA: Oh Brother!! Why do I even bother!? I can’t believe you Zulu!
ZULU: So just to be clear….is that a yes or no on the pillow making me look fat?
AMARULA: Do you see what I am dealing with here? I think I have changed my mind about who I am going to push that box onto!
AMARULA: I can’t even look at you right now!
ZULU: Really? That’s too bad cause I am looking incredibly cute….
Week 51: April 28, 2017
- A book I would like to see made into a movie is my life story. Granted I have not written it yet but clearly with my intelligence and penchant for drama, as well as my mystique, it would clearly be a bestseller.
- If I could afford a billboard, it would say Busy the puppy: free to a good home! Willing to throw in two cats as well (doesn’t even have to be a good home!)
- I have a hard time being modest: I am just so good looking and intelligent! How can I be modest!?
- I really enjoy terrorizing Frodo and Zulu, and of course Busy the pup who the human is babysitting –thank God he goes home in a few days!!