Zulu

There’s Always Room For Frodo

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FRODO: Something is wrong with this picture. Why are you two in nice comfy beds and I am not!

ZULU: There’s no room here Frodo. You squished me last time you tried to share a bed with me bro!

FRODO: What about you Amarula?

AMARULA: I don’t believe in sharing! I am a tortie!

FRODO: But this is so unfair!

FRODO: Please!!

ZULU: Don’t worry Frodo. I will always have room for you beside me!

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I’m King Of The World

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ZULU: Look how mighty i am! I am king of all I see! I can see the whole world from here!

ZULU: I am like a lion looking over my vast domain! Everyone will fear my might!

ZULU: Wow that is a pretty far way down…

ZULU: Someone is going to get me down from here right??

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A Tight Squeeze!

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FRODO: Don’t you love getting your ears washed Zulu?

ZULU: I sure do but I seem to remember you fitting more comfortably on this bed before. Now it seems it’s quite a tight squeeze!

FRODO: I have no idea what you are talking about. Has mom been talking to you about what the vet said about putting me on a diet??

ZULU: I think it’s pretty obvious that you’ve gotten just ever so slightly heavier Frodo. In fact, you’re kind of crushing me here!

ZULU: It may indeed be time for a diet little (or should I say not so little) buddy!

ZULU: I still love you but you are HEAVY! OFF!

FRODO: You don’t know what you’re saying! Clearly the bed has shrunk

FRODO: I need a doughnut!

ZULU: Is someone going to get Frodo off of me?!

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A Christmas Cat Fight

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ZULU: Don’t I look great in my new Christmas sweater?? Green really brings out my eyes!

ZULU: Frodo go away I am posing for the camera!

FRODO: I sure wish I could have a great sweater like that. Can I try it on?

ZULU: No way. You’re likely to roll around in the litter box with it on!

ZULU: I don’t like that look in your eyes Frodo.

ZULU: Walk away Frodo or I will karate chop you!

Catfight!

FRODO: Sorry Zulu I don’t know what came over me. I was blinded by the Christmas colors I guess!

ZULU: No worries. It makes sense that you would be jealous of how great I look in this sweater. Maybe I will let you wear it next Christmas!

AMARULA: Frodo, you can borrow my stupid Christmas sweater anytime you want! Get me outta this thing!

Merry Christmas everyone and happy holidays

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Nobody’s Home!

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AMARULA: Tell the human I am waiting outside and want to come in post haste!

ZULU: Sorry…nobody’s home

AMARULA: I know the human is home. This is not funny. Tell her to let me in

ZULU: What’s that you say Amarula? I should tell the human there is a salesperson at the door trying to sell vacuum cleaners and she should just ignore any sounds coming from the front porch?

AMARULA: You know I am going to bite you big time for this, Zulu?

ZULU: But you have to get in first!

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Tunnel of Love

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Though Frodo and Zulu love each other and generally enjoy hanging out, Zulu is VERY possessive about HIS tunnel and doesn’t like to share…

ZULU: What are you doing in my tunnel Frodo? Can’t you tell by my ears that I am not happy with this situation?

ZULU: Out of my tunnel!

FRODO: I can’t tell if we are hugging or fighting Zulu? I vote for hugging!

ZULU: OUT!

ZULU: Guess who won?

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