Amarula

Frodo Crashes The Party

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AMARULA: Zulu you are too close to me. Go away. And you’re making a spectacle of yourself. Where’ s your dignity?

ZULU: Dignity goes out the window when I am playing in my catnip patch!

AMARULA: And now your tail is actually touching mine! Get hold of yourself man!

ZULU: You really are no fun!

AMARULA: Do you see what I have to put up with!? Could this day possibly get any worse?

FRODO: Hey are you guys having a catnip patch party without me?! Move over, I am coming in!

FRODO: Let’s get this party started!

ZULU: Yahoo!

AMARULA: Nooooo!

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A Step In The Wrong Direction

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What could Amarula be waiting for….

AMARULA: I see you Zulu. I’m claiming the main floor as a ZULU free zone so I would not take another step if I were you!

ZULU: Out of my way Amarula! I’m coming down

AMARULA: Do I look like I am joking? Torties don’t joke.

ZULU: I hate it when you decide to assert your tortietude!

AMARULA: I am willing to be reasonable and will let you back on to the main floor for three cans of tuna and the password to your Amazon account.

ZULU: Pfffffffff!

AMARULA: I declare the main floor a totalitarian state with me as its leader! Long live the reign of the tortie!

ZULU: Mom! Amarula has been at the catnip again! A little help here please!

 

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Amarula’s Sweet Side!

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Amarula may pretend to be tough but she’s got a real big soft side and loves to lie with her paw on my arm as I write!

AMARULA: (Little does she know I keep my paw here to encourage her to keep working and not take breaks! How else are we going to be able to afford all my favourite expensive treats if she doesn’t work twelve hour days! I am a real task master!)

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Is It Spring Yet?

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FRODO and ZULU: Yeah! Spring is here and we am sure this snow will disappear any second!

AMARULA: Amateurs! I’m staying right here close to the door ready to run in as soon as the snow starts! Those idiots don’t realize that as soon as you say “spring has arrived” Mother Nature sends you another snow storm!

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Amarula Exposed!

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AMARULA: Alright you may come closer.

Amarula: Go ahead, I know you can’t resist

AMARULA: Now remember you only get to pet my tummy five times and then I may or may not bite you. If I don’t bite you then you may continue for another 3.5 tummy pets.

AMARULA: Oh that tickles!

AMARULA: Oh that’s the spot! You know sometimes I find you quite tolerable.

AMARULA: Now you’re not going to tell anyone about my sweet side right?

 

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There’s Always Room For Frodo

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FRODO: Something is wrong with this picture. Why are you two in nice comfy beds and I am not!

ZULU: There’s no room here Frodo. You squished me last time you tried to share a bed with me bro!

FRODO: What about you Amarula?

AMARULA: I don’t believe in sharing! I am a tortie!

FRODO: But this is so unfair!

FRODO: Please!!

ZULU: Don’t worry Frodo. I will always have room for you beside me!

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Snow Fight!

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AMARULA: Amarula is not amused. I come out here to find the deck and yard covered in snow. My tootsies grow cold as my temper grows hot. Nope. Not happy at all.

AMARULA: Oh God! Why do you forsake me so! I thought we had an agreement that last year was the very last winter ever!

AMARULA: You asked for it snow…I am giving you the evil eye. My evil eye puts fear into even the fiercest of foes.

AMARULA: Well, apparently snow is as immune to my evil eye as Frodo is! I am not happy!

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