Hairballs and Hissy Fits

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder!

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AMARULA: Oh God! She’s home from her trip

ZULU: I don’t care what you’ve heard or think you’ve seen. Amarula and I were certainly not sleeping beside each other in your absence because we missed you so much that we were clearly driven mad and delusional

ZULU: Tell her Amarula! Tell her you and I are still mortal enemies. Where is your cutting, caustic wit when we need it?

AMARULA: I am so ashamed!

ZULU: How will my reputation recover from this?

AMARULA: I’m just gonna close my eyes and pretend this is not happening!

PS: I am back from my travels and safe. Made it home just in time to beat the travel bans/airport madness. Self-quarantining for next 14 days. Hope everyone is safe and healthy!

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Amarula Thinks Inside the Box

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SORRY GUYS – REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE CHANGED TO NEW WEBSITE HOST AND THEY ERASED LAST POST!

AMARULA: I’m not coming out of my box until you apologize for telling me I look like I put on some weight!

AMARULA: Silence human! No, I will not listen to your excuses. I don’t care what the vet said. I am the perfect weight. Now apologize!

AMARULA: Hmph! I mean come on! I ask you: Does this look like the stunning profile of an overweight Tortie?

AMARULA: And speaking of weight, I would like to see you try to fit inside this box! Once you can fit, then you can criticize!

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The Cats Go Stir Crazy

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After lots of snow, freezing cold temperatures and no sunlight for days, the cats were really feeling housebound and going crazy! As soon as the sun finally started to shine they insisted on going out. No matter how I warned them that there was still snow and cold. The sunshine lulled them into a false sense of security…

There was only a little sliver of space beside the garage

Zulu, being less adventurous than the other two (and possibly more intelligent, actually), was not as anxious to leave the porch steps

But eventually even he couldn’t resist!

Amarula pondered the possibility of jumping into the snow, while Frodo chewed on the dead weeds and Zulu just watched on in wonder! Sadly the cold was such that they had to run inside after a few minutes!

Clearly someone else in my town was going stir crazy. A house a few blocks away build a 15 foot snowman! It made the news! And everyone from all over is driving into town to see it!

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Zulu Puts His Best Paw Forward

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FRODO: My paw is totally falling asleep but I don’t want to move it cause I don’t want to disturb Zulu! He looks so cute! See, you humans aren’t the only ones who are loath to move and disturb us when we kitties are comfy! Such a dilemma!

FRODO: Maybe I will just try to fall asleep like this…

ZULU: I really want to move my paw but Frodo looks so cute I don’t want to disturb him!

Classic best buddy dilemma!

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Amarula Grits Her Teeth

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AMARULA: Yes I know I look gorgeous and majestic but I am trying to sleep. Stop taking photos and leave me alone…hmmm…how can I make it clear to you how dangerous it is to wake a sleeping tortie?

AMARULA: See this sharp canine made for piercing tender human skin? (if you click on photo it will enlarge)

AMARULA: See these mighty teeth made for chomping human fingers?

AMARULA: Hear my terrifying roar made to send shivers down a human spine?

AMARULA: So, do we have an understanding now?

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