The Coveted Window Seat

Today Amarula learned why the window seat isn’t always the best seat in the house:

Here are Amarula’s Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

  1. My favorite thing on my daily to-do list is _look menacing and gorgeous in equal measure!
  2. My least favorite thing on my daily to-do list is _update my list of nemeses—it just keeps growing –I can never keep up.
  3. I could really do without …you know what I’m gonna say…Frodo the Creamsicle Cretin and Zulu the Zero
  4. I would love to have more mirrors in the house so I could constantly be reminded of my own stunning Tortieness and my own private litter box. It’s so beneath me to share                                  .

 

Escape From AlCATraz

The Human: So I bought this tent because I’ve had issues with a certain mancat who keeps trying to escape the yard during supervised outdoor time. Can you guess who?

FRODO: Who me?

FRODO: Nooooooooooo

FRODO: I’m innocent I swear!

FRODO: I’ll be good, let me out!

FRODO: I was framed! Set me free!

FRODO: These walls will never hold me!

FRODO: Hey! Can somebody phone my lawyer?

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Frodo’s Credibility Goes Down The Toilet

The Human: So a few days ago I noticed that my office was starting to smell a little…shall we say…off. Upon closer inspection, it became odiferously clear that some feline had been using my planter as their own personal commode. But who could it be…

The Human: Was it you Amarula?

AMARULA: Sure! Everyone always wants to blame the Tortie! I won’t even dignify that with an answer.

The Human: Was it you Zulu?

ZULU: Please! I would never use a common household plant to do my business.

The Human: Frodo…Frodo?

The photographic evidence seems pretty damning!

FRODO: A little privacy please!

The plant now!

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Happy Canada Day!!

While you can likely tell by the looks on their faces that Amarula and Frodo were not thrilled to wear their Canada Day attire, Zulu loves posing for the camera and considers himself quite handsome in a hat! Happy Canada Day!

 

Happy Birthday Canada!

 

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The Sad Fate of Amarula’s Hexagon of Happiness

AMARULA: Ah, finally a few moments to myself in my beloved Hexagon of Happiness

AMARULA: Now I can finally take a well-earned nap…wait a minute…I sense something evil headed this way…

AMARULA: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

FRODO: Hey big sis. That sure looks cozy! Can you scooch over so I can come in too?

AMARULA: Get away from my one-cat-only Hexagon!

FRODO: Looks more to me like a Cube of Companionship! Push over!

AMARULA: A cube!! Fool! Do you know nothing about math, geometry and the importance of right angles!? This is clearly a Six-sided Hexagon of Solitude, now don’t you dare come in here!

FRODO: Come on Sis! I see plenty of room in there!

AMARULA: Get down! Get down or you’ll break the whole thing!

FRODO: I’m turning this HexaGON into a HexaCome-On-In! Wheeeeeee!

AMARULA: Thank God I had the foresight to install an escape hatch!

Here are Amarula’s Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

  1. My next _Hexagon of Happiness_ will be better hidden from Frodo!
  2. Fireworks scare the bejesus out of me! But I really feel sorry for the sky who must be experiencing terrible indigestion to create such terrible sights and sounds!
  3. Freedom is what I plan to actually experience one day when I can finally figure out how to take off the horrible collar the human makes me wear! Damn I wish I had thumbs!
  4. This week, I am thankful that I live in Canada; the best cat-loving country in the world! While I complain that my Human took me from Africa and moved me to a land filled with snow for half the year, I know how lucky I am to live here! (But don’t tell the Human I said that!)