Zulu Gets Jealous

So I was taking photos of Frodo when this happened…

Come on Frodo, look at the camera…

ZULU: Hey! Why are you taking photos of Frodo? I love him and all but I am the photogenic one in the family! Pay me some photographic attention!

FRODO: Come here Zulu! I would love to give you some attention!

FRODO: Come closer….

FRODO: Closer! I love giving hugs!

ZULU: I don’t want a hug! I want my photo taken!

FRODO: OK How about a quick love bite then?

ZULU: No!

ZULU: Ok I call a truce as long as mom takes my photo!

ZULU: After all we all know who the best looking cat in the house is right?

AMARULA: We sure do….

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Amarula Makes A Bargain

AMARULA: Oh God! The human has that look on her face again as though she is in awe of my beauty and is about to sqweeee her head off! She should be used to my gorgeousness by now. I have to nip this in the bud before she actually tries to pick me up and hug me….

AMARULA: Human! I will make a bargain with you…If you leave me alone for the rest of the day I will allow you one quick tummy rub…

AMARULA: …And one fast toe squeeze, and in return I will only scratch you exactly three and a half times and bite your ankle in a way that bruises but doesn’t break the skin. What do you say? Do we have a bargain?

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An Enticing Invitation

FRODO: What the?!?! Was that Zulu who just went by?

ZULU: Bro?

FRODO: Zulu! Where are you going? Come join me for a nap–naps are always more fun with more felines!

ZULU: You sure there’s enough room in there for me?

FRODO: Are you calling me fat??

ZULU: Alright move over I am coming in!

ZULU: You were right Frodo, naps are always better with a buddy!

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Frodo Takes a Leap of Faith

FRODO: You were right Amarula! I can see the whole world from up here! Thanks so much for your suggestion that I get in the cupboard and I know i can trust you that mom won’t be mad!

AMARULA: That’s right Frodo. You just stay up there and have a great time! (idiot)

FRODO: Thank goodness mom forgot to close it properly or I never would have discovered how fun this is. I wonder why she doesn’t leave it open all the time?! Doesn’t she realize how grand it is up here??

FRODO: Wow it is really far down below!

FRODO: I am King of the Kitchen!! Yeah!

FRODO: Oh oh! Mom just spotted me and doesn’t look too happy!

FRODO: I’m otta here!

AMARULA: ha ha ha! I love how gullible the orange idiot is!

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Amarula Wants A Hug

AMARULA: If I look to my right am I going to see that idiot Zulu staring at me?

ZULU: Hi Amarula, aka she-who-looks-like-a-bowl-of-tiger-tail-ice-cream-exploded!

AMARULA: I knew it! When will you learn to fear me as you should!? What a way to start a Monday!

AMARULA: Come a little closer Zulu, I wanna give you a hug!

ZULU: No thanks! I’ve had your hugs before! I’ll stay right here.

AMARULA: Is it possible you do have a tiny ounce of intelligence??

(PS The Human had a wonderful time on her trip to Israel)

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Amarula and Frodo: Frenemies?

Amarula is doing the Friendly Fill Ins with 15andmeowing and Four-Legged Furballs.

  1. I admire myself in the mirror at least 25 times a day.
  2. I can’t wait for Frodo and Zulu’s personality to bloom. (I’ll be waiting a long time….)

3. I’m proud to say Frodo only tries to play with me 15 times a day instead of 20. Clearly, I am slowly putting the fear of God into the copper-furred cretin.

4. The fact that I feel Frodo’s breath on the back of my neck and I know he can’t stay still for long make(s) me nervous.