AMARULA: What are you doing here Zulu?? This is my seat!
ZULU: No it isn’t Amarula. I use it all the time to enjoy sunpuddles. Look, I’ll show you how it’s done!
AMARULA: No way! Let’s just each stick to our own corners.
ZULU: Fine have it your way!
ZULU: Are you sure you don’t want to watch me groom myself? There is so much I could teach you! God knows you could use some practice!
- I would like tickets to the new Mamma Mia Movie. All right, I admit it, I’m an ABBA fan! I’m not ashamed! Cats can have musical passions too you know!
- Please don’t ask me to _________. Just don’t ask me anything. Humans ASK. Torties ORDER.
- I’d rather ORDER than ASK. See #2 above.
- By this time next year, I will have amassed enough wealth via selling refurbished litter boxes on Amazon.com to live out my days on my island escape in the Bahamas away from Frodo the Feckless and Zulu the Zero!!