It’s A New Cat…No, It’s A Piglet…No, It’s A Puppy!?!?

AMARULA: Well, it’s finally happened as I have long predicted! The human lost her marbles. She brought home what I first assumed to be a cat but what now appears to be a cross between a pig and a dog. Apparently it is a French Bulldog. Whatever you call it, I call it ENEMY!

AMARULA: The good news is that apparently the human has not lost her mind completely and is only babysitting the puppy (who goes by the very apt name Busy) for a week. I mean seriously, is this creature even sentient?

AMARULA: Look at the THING! It appears to be too stupid to even fear me! And it’s actually ignoring my giant fluffy tail (clearly a signal to any intelligent beast of its impending demise!) I mean it’s even drinking out of my water bowl! Zulu stop hiding in the basement and get up here! We must work together to beat this atrocity into submission!

ZULU: Sorry can’t help Amarula! I am busy in the basement! And I am not hiding down here! I am amassing an army of mice to help us in destroying the interloper…yeah, that’s it…definitely not hiding…

AMARULA: Coward! Well, one thing is for sure…we can’t under any circumstances let Frodo see Busy the puppy. That creamsicle cream puff is so stupid he might actually befriend the puppy! The nincompoop is too friendly for his own good….oh no…I think it might be too late…

AMARULA: Come on Frodo! Prove yourself to be deserving to be part of the noble Feline Family and show that pup your Claws of Death!

AMARULA: That’s right come on…give that ferocious puppy a good scratching….wait a minute…no no…what are you doing? Don’t do it…DON’T DO IT! Do not roll over….noooooooooooooooooo

AMARULA: I said show him the Claws of Death…not the Tummy of Tenderness! Arrrrrgggghhh!

FRODO: Yipee! A new friend!! I love new friends…and puppies…and Tummies of Tenderness!

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21 thoughts on “It’s A New Cat…No, It’s A Piglet…No, It’s A Puppy!?!?”

  1. guyz….sorree but we canna say any thing heer bad bout de dawg; we iz big time
    bulldawg loverz heer in de land oh trout ~~~~~~~ wavez two ewe dood; ewe R
    total lee kewl !!! ☺☺♥♥

  2. MOL Oh Amarula, we’re so with ya’. Altho’ sis Raena says she’d maybe think ’bout havin’ some fun. Da girl likes to play way too much. MOL Least it’s only tempurrary. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  3. omc that is the cutest ever!!!!! Don’t be deceived by “the tummy of tenderness”….Cody does that to Dakota, and……..I read that cats do that to let the dog think that they are being docile, when in fact, they do it to trick the dog….often…the cat will attack right after 😉

  4. Nellie LOVED her hairy slobbery sisters!
    Your words of support at this time of the loss of Nellie has meant a great deal to me. I really thank you for your kindness and offer you my most sincere gratitude and love.
    Love Barb (Nellie’s Mommy)

  5. This post covers all genres – comedy, suspense, crime, nature documentary – and above all HORRROR.
    A DOG!!!!! You are welcome here anytime, to escape.
    Frodo – you big soft boy – there are limits you know!

  6. I was certain you’d make friends rapidly.
    When a new dog appeared, Frimousse would display is fan-shaped paw right in front of the nose of the dog to make it clear he was the boss. He never scratched a dog!

  7. We are happy to hear this strange looking doglet (dog/piglet) is not going to be a permanent member of your household. That would be unforgivable if your human did that to you. We think there is something about ginger tabbies that just makes them not know any better than to suck-up to any warm body. Good luck! XOCK Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

  8. My human thinks that he is cute. But I hate dogs. They are stupid ans noisy !
    I am sorry Amarula but I think that for the claws of death you will have to find somebody else. Frodo and Zulu are not very helpfull.
    I am very good in chasing dogs. Perhaps I can land you a hand… or a claw.


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