AMARULA: So a little while ago, Frodo walked by the Human looking like this:
Well, as you can imagine this alarmed the human significantly as her sister had just moments ago dropped off a plant that the Human was in charge of looking after while her sister went on vacation.
How did Frodo get into this mess you may wonder? Well I may have played a tiny part…naturally, being the well-behaved cat that I am, when the plant arrived, I called Frodo over and our conversation went something like this:
AMARULA: Frodo come over here and see the new bed the Human got you!
FRODO: Oh Boy! Oh Boy!! For me!? It sure is comfy! Thanks so much for letting me know Amarula. Zulu always says not to trust you but I think you are swell!
AMARULA: Now the Human wants to see you enjoying yourself so make sure you really dig around in the dirt and “make it your own” as they say.
FRODO: Gosh golly this is soooooooooooooooooooooo exciting. I love digging!
AMARULA: In fact, I think I heard the Human mention something about treats being buried in the dirt so you better check!
FRODO: Oh I will! I will check Amarula and I will be sure to share with you and Zulu! I so hope they are chicken treats!
FRODO: Are you sure there are treats in here Amarula cause I sure can’t find any.
AMARULA: Would I steer you wrong? You just need to dig harder.
FRODO: Okey Dokey!!
FRODO: All this digging is so tiring!
AMARULA: You’re right it is a lot of hard work! You better get Zulu to help.
FRODO: You are so smart Amarula! Thanks!
ZULU: Hey! Why didn’t I get a new bed? I wonder if the earthy smell of dirt will make me smell more attractive to the ladies! Let’s dig Frodo…
AMARULA: So let’s just say that Zulu and Frodo are not getting any bedtime treats tonight! They are soooooooo in the doghouse! Hee hee! I love being an evil genius!