AMARULA: So a little while ago, Frodo walked by the Human looking like this:
Well, as you can imagine this alarmed the human significantly as her sister had just moments ago dropped off a plant that the Human was in charge of looking after while her sister went on vacation.
How did Frodo get into this mess you may wonder? Well I may have played a tiny part…naturally, being the well-behaved cat that I am, when the plant arrived, I called Frodo over and our conversation went something like this:
AMARULA: Frodo come over here and see the new bed the Human got you!
FRODO: Oh Boy! Oh Boy!! For me!? It sure is comfy! Thanks so much for letting me know Amarula. Zulu always says not to trust you but I think you are swell!
AMARULA: Now the Human wants to see you enjoying yourself so make sure you really dig around in the dirt and “make it your own” as they say.
FRODO: Gosh golly this is soooooooooooooooooooooo exciting. I love digging!
AMARULA: In fact, I think I heard the Human mention something about treats being buried in the dirt so you better check!
FRODO: Oh I will! I will check Amarula and I will be sure to share with you and Zulu! I so hope they are chicken treats!
FRODO: Are you sure there are treats in here Amarula cause I sure can’t find any.
AMARULA: Would I steer you wrong? You just need to dig harder.
FRODO: Okey Dokey!!
FRODO: All this digging is so tiring!
AMARULA: You’re right it is a lot of hard work! You better get Zulu to help.
FRODO: You are so smart Amarula! Thanks!
ZULU: Hey! Why didn’t I get a new bed? I wonder if the earthy smell of dirt will make me smell more attractive to the ladies! Let’s dig Frodo…
AMARULA: So let’s just say that Zulu and Frodo are not getting any bedtime treats tonight! They are soooooooo in the doghouse! Hee hee! I love being an evil genius!
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frodo….ya look GOOD in dirt dood
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FRODO: Thanks! I thought I looked good too! Don’t know what mom is so mad about…she is the one who bought me the new bed! There is no way Amarula would have mislead me!
That is not what I was expecting when you said dishing the dirt 🙂
AMARULA: I don’t think it was what Frodo and Zulu were expecting either!! Hee hee!