Frodo Strings His Friends Along

Sometimes felines are just not on the same page!

FRODO: Why aren’t Zulu and Amarula chasing me and the string? I’ve explained the rules to them. I don’t understand what is so complicated! I pull the string and they chase me. We’d have so much fun! What’s wrong?

ZULU: This does not look like string woven from Egyptian cotton to me! I’m certainly not playing with common household string! What the heck is Frodo thinking?

AMARULA: Who told Frodo that I have a weakness for string? I will not look at the string…I will not look at the string…String drives me crazy and really brings out my playful side but I will not give in and play with that Marmalade Miscreant!

FRODO: Sigh…I must be doing something wrong. Surely they would want to play with me, right? This is all my fault somehow…Is it possible I’m not as lovable as I think I am?

ZULU: I mean, is this stuff even made of cotton!? Gasp…oh my God…is it…could it be…polyester?

AMARULA: Frodo is my enemy…String is my enemy…I will not be tempted to play with the Marmalade Miscreant…

FRODO: Nah! Of course I’m as lovable as I think I am! Alright, I’m gonna grab the string and give it one more go…

ZULU: If I touch the string I wonder if I could figure out its thread count…But if it’s cheap polyester and it touches my delicate skin will that cause permanent damage?

AMARULA: Look away! Look away! I will not give in to the sweet siren call of string…well, maybe just one quick peek…

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20 replies
  1. Tamago
    Tamago says:

    Hahahaha everyone is on totally different page. Frodo, you are such a fun loving kitty (and lovable, of course)! Too bad Zulu and Amarula won’t chase the string! But also, we don’t want Zulu to hurt himself with polyester string lol 🙂

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  2. Kitties Blue
    Kitties Blue says:

    This absolutely could not be more “awww” worthy. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

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  3. Deziz World
    Deziz World says:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaw Frodo, we luv you and think you’re just purrfect. Zulu, we like you are cotton snobs. Gotta be at least 600TC and Egyptian cotton is the bestest. Amarula, just go fur it. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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