AMARULA: What the hell is this idiot doing here??? This is my secret cat nip patch.
FRODO: I missed you Amarula! So mom put me on a leash and we found you in the neighbor’s yard in this wonderful patch of catnip!
AMARULA: Why oh why does the human insist on taking your for a walk! Is there no place I am safe?!
FRODO: You must have been so lonely playing here by yourself Amarula! Aren’t you glad I found you?
AMARULA: Glad is not the word I would use….
AMARULA: He appears to be passed out. If we run for it I bet he would never find his way home on his own!
AMARULA: Frodo is so undignified. Deplorable behavior! I can’t even stand to look at my catnip patch anymore! I’m outta here
FRODO: Come back Amarula! What does deplorable mean? Don’t you want to give me a tummy rub?
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