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Monday Stretches With Zulu and Frodo

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Frodo and Zulu wanted to share their upper-body Monday stretches with you–they believe it gets the week off on the right foot (or paw)! It’s essential to have a nice warm fire to keep everything loose.

ZULU: This is is my nail stretch and Frodo is demonstrating his chest stretch. Note that it’s vital to curl your toes as you elongate the neck!

ZULU: This is my upper back and Frodo’s eyeball and neck stretch.

ZULU: This is our arms-outstretched-in-unison pose! Observe how Frodo has the unique talent of staying half asleep during an entire stretching workout. I believe some may find that sleeping through the actual exercises makes stretching much more enjoyable!

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Amarula Celebrates Tortie Appreciation Day (Sort Of)

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The HUMAN: Get up Amarula! It’s Tortie Appreciation Day (started by Ingrid at Conscious Cat)

AMARULA: Well it’s about time! I will participate as long as I don’t actually have to do anything and can just sit here and look pretty.

The HUMAN: You don’t have to do anything. But can I please rub your tummy in honor of such a special day?

AMARULA: Certainly not! But you may rub my feet. They hurt from running away from Frodo who keeps trying to hug me

AMARULA: Now more importantly, let’s discuss how displeased I am that every day isn’t Tortie Appreciation Day!

Cats Going Stir Crazy

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ZULU: I need to get out of the house! Look how sunny it is out–there is no way that that white stuff is snow! Just cause the human is in quarantine doesn’t mean I need to be.

ZULU: Wow Frodo. I didn’t see you out there, move over so I can come out too!

FRODO: Let me in! Let me in! Zulu, the sun has betrayed us! That white stuff is indeed snow!

ZULU: How could Mother Nature do that to us!?

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Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder!

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AMARULA: Oh God! She’s home from her trip

ZULU: I don’t care what you’ve heard or think you’ve seen. Amarula and I were certainly not sleeping beside each other in your absence because we missed you so much that we were clearly driven mad and delusional

ZULU: Tell her Amarula! Tell her you and I are still mortal enemies. Where is your cutting, caustic wit when we need it?

AMARULA: I am so ashamed!

ZULU: How will my reputation recover from this?

AMARULA: I’m just gonna close my eyes and pretend this is not happening!

PS: I am back from my travels and safe. Made it home just in time to beat the travel bans/airport madness. Self-quarantining for next 14 days. Hope everyone is safe and healthy!

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