The HUMAN: Get up Amarula! It’s Tortie Appreciation Day (started by Ingrid at Conscious Cat)
AMARULA: Well it’s about time! I will participate as long as I don’t actually have to do anything and can just sit here and look pretty.
The HUMAN: You don’t have to do anything. But can I please rub your tummy in honor of such a special day?
AMARULA: Certainly not! But you may rub my feet. They hurt from running away from Frodo who keeps trying to hug me
AMARULA: Now more importantly, let’s discuss how displeased I am that every day isn’t Tortie Appreciation Day!