AMARULA: Shhhhh. I am playing a joke on that dunderhead Zulu! Heh Heh!
ZULU: Now where the heck is that Amarula? She said she had finally come to her senses and realized what a great brother I am and wanted to play outside with me!
ZULU: Now where is she!? I sense her evil presence nearby but just can’t find her.
ZULU: Where are you! I can’t believe I fell for this! This is usually only something Frodo would fall for!
AMARULA: So good looking yet so evil! Ha ha…Shhhhhhhh…
1. The best part of where I live is that there are numerous cats in the neighborhood on whom I can release my terrifying Tortietude_
2. The worst part of where I live is the WINTER and the cold and that white devil, snow!
3. If I had money, I would hire a detective to find where the human hid my passport and then buy a plane ticket back to where she got me in South Africa and spend the winter there! .
4. My favorite article of cold weather clothing is CLOTHING!?? Unlike Zulu and Frodo who have the fashion taste of a blind pimp, I do not like to wear clothing. When you’re a gorgeous Tortie like myself why would you ever cover up this magnificent mane?