AMARULA: What have you done Zulu?! Look, all the trees have thrown up! I know this mess is your fault.
ZULU: Silence you pea-brained Tortie! I am sure it’s more likely something you did! You probably insulted the trees and made them cry and we are sitting in a pool of their multi-colored tears (yes, I know ladies, even in anger I am a poet).
AMARULA: Get back here and clean this mess up!
Week 81: November 24, 2017:
- I start to decorate for Christmas/Hanukkah. If by decorate you mean leave “presents” in the form of decorative poos outside of the litter box for the human, then the answer is I do that all year long!
- I prefer a live Christmas tree because I love climbing it and then yelling “Timber” as it falls on the human.
- The best thing about the holidays is making fun of Frodo and Zulu while they wear the embarrassing Christmas outfits the human puts them in.
- The worst thing about the holidays is the embarrassing Christmas outfits the human puts me in!