Month: March 2018

Cat Fight: Who Gets The Window Seat?!

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FRODO: Hey big brother, can I please have the window seat now? You’ve had it for hours and mom says we should share!

ZULU: Yeah, yeah in a minute. You know how important it is for me to get sun and work on my tan! The ladies love me with a tan! One more minute!

FRODO: How long is a minute again?

ZULU: About two hours.

FRODO: Something about that just seems wrong….I don’t think you’re ever going to let me have the window seat…

FRODO: OUT ZULU! It’s my turn now! I have been practicing my assertiveness training.

ZULU: Are you sure you want to mess with me little brother?

FRODO: Hear me ROAR!

ZULU: You asked for it!

ZULU: Got ya!

FRODO: Hey no tickling! No fair, no fair!

FRODO: Uncle! Uncle!

ZULU: Oh oh it’s mom! Nothing happening here mom! I was just making room for my best pal and brother Frodo!

FRODO: You’re the best brother in the whole world Zulu!

ZULU: I know, I know
We are doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

Amarula Steals The Spotlight

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AMARULA: Oh my! The spotlight on little old me! I’m honored!

AMARULA: Oh, who’s kidding who?! We all know I was born to steal the spotlight!

Here are Amarula’s Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

  1. My favorite Dr. Seuss book is _The Cat in The Hat of course. We torties are so lucky that we look good in everything, including hats! Imagine a dog trying to wear a hat! Never! They would look ridiculous. Unlike us felines, they lack the dignity and elegant bone structure to carry it off!
  2. The most interesting person I have ever met is I will give you a clue…a see her every time I look in the mirror!
  3. Besides books by Dr. Seuss, my favorite book as a child was though I have not actually read it yet, I assume I would love 101 Dalmatians. Apparently, Cruella De Vil takes a bunch of Dalmatian dogs to make a coat. It sounds marvelous! I can’t think of a better use for a canine!
  4. Lately, I have been working on my memoirs. I plan to call it: A Feline Opines: The Sage Musings of A Misunderstood Mouser. Send money now for your autographed copy!