Zulu’s Guide To Stretching

ZULU: Hi loyal fans and lady cats! Last week Amarula bored you with her summer slimming routine (clearly, it’s not even very effective if you know what I mean). And Frodo showed you his anti-gravity workout as well. So this week I want to show you how I keep myself so lithe and good-looking with stretches.

ZULU: First start with a basic easy open arm stretch that I like to call “Welcoming the sunpuddle.”

ZULU: Then move on to this more advanced move where you curl your toes and yet stretch out your nails as far as possible while twisted into a backwards half circle.

ZULU: Now push one back leg and one front leg as far apart as possible (this move can be facilitated by snorting copious amounts of cat nip 10 minutes before hand—-the herb really stimulates flexibility!)

ZULU: Now roar to the world what a ferocious feline you are! My favorite mantra is “I am Zulu the Great and Gorgeous!”

ZULU: End by striking a cute pose and pausing long enough so that your human can admire how beautiful and clever you are. Belly rubs are optional…

ZULU:…but are always appreciated!

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  1. da tabbies o trout towne
    da tabbies o trout towne says:

    zulu….we like de feerce nezz in yur roar….ewe R like de pantherz ~~~~~~
    and gorgeouz one at that ~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥

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  2. messymimi
    messymimi says:

    Thank you for the instructions, i will try a stretch like that tomorrow morning, see if it helps me get out of bed faster!

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  3. Tamago
    Tamago says:

    Wow that’s such a magnificent stretching, Zulu! No wonder you stay so great and gorgeous 🙂 And the belly rub pic is adorable! Kisses to you xo

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  4. mommakatandherbearcat
    mommakatandherbearcat says:

    I’d give you as many belly rubs as you want, Zulu. You look like you’re all arms and legs, handsome 🙂
    ps – That wasn’t very nice about Amarula! Bear says she’s perfect just the way she is 😉 OBVIOUSLY. I mean tortie=perfection!

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  5. Patzy
    Patzy says:

    My mommy says to listen to you becauze you are such a good stretcher and she has been trying your stretches before she gets out of bed in the morning and she is less stiff and more flexible all day. This is a great exercise program for cats, dogs and their hoomans too!

    Thanks for the tips!

    Patzy

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