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Zulu Has Tunnel Vision

ZULU: I love when mom let’s me have supervised outdoor time. Of all the things I do outside my favorite is hanging out in my tunnel!

ZULU: My tunnel is the perfect place to stretch…

ZULU: Or take a lovely snooze…

ZULU: But best of all, my tunnel is a wonderful place to play with friends! Come on Frodo! Yipee!

ZULU: What’s going on…this isn’t working! Ya gotta come in here

ZULU: Don’t leave me bro!

ZULU: Come back! Bro?

ZULU:Success! Yeah! You figured it out Frodo! You are so smart!

ZULU: Now let’s play!
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It’s Snowing in Summer!

 

 

AMARULA: This morning I was about to go outside when I saw this: SNOW! The snow had returned! The Human had lied about winter being over.

AMARULA: It was everywhere!

AMARULA: Oh yeah…I’m not going out there! This summer snow is even more insidious then winter snow–some of it even got in the house! And it just wasn’t melting! And it was somehow warm out! What the H$#@! The Human merely pointed to the sky and shoved me out!

AMARULA: The sky is falling! It’s worse than I thought– the sky is falling!

ZULU: No you foggy-headed feline! Mom was pointing to the trees. It’s a crabapple tree that is shedding its flowers! It isn’t snow, it’s flower petals! Look at me! You don’t see me all scared and hiding from the so-called-snow!

AMARULA: As much as I hated to admit it, Zulu had a point (never repeat that I actually said that!).

AMARULA: So I ventured forth…

AMARULA: I do not trust this thing called flower petals…I’m watching you…flower snow…I’m watching you…

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How Much Do You Love Me?

ZULU: With all this rainy weather the nights are still cold here so it’s nice that my little bro Frodo and I get to enjoy a few more nights in front of the fire. As you can see, Frodo loves to stretch out!

ZULU: Oh I see I missed a spot in his ear during our nightly bath so let me get that.

ZULU: Now the other ear.

ZULU: Can’t forget myself of course!

ZULU: Yep. Just about ready for bed but first the all important question: How much do you love me Frodo? Spread your paws wide!

ZULU: Wow! That’s a lot! And how much do you love Mom and Amarula and pretty much everyone really…

ZULU:Yep! That’s a whole lot too! Now the most important question. Raise your hands if you think I’m better looking than you!

ZULU:Yep! That’s about right! I don’t care what Amarula says, you’re a very smart cat!

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Amarula and Zulu: New Best Friends?

ZULU: Hey Amarula. What ya doing in there? Come out and play.

AMARULA: No! Leave me alone. I am busy sulking because the Human refuses to get rid of that stupid puppy Busy! He is the bane of my existence.

 

ZULU: I thought Frodo and I were the bane of your existence?

AMARULA: You are! My enemies are legion!

ZULU: You know that Busy went back to his owners a few days ago, right?

AMARULA: What did just say?!?!

AMARULA: Why was I not informed the dog left!? I have been hanging out with you in this room cause I thought the puppy was still here!

ZULU: But hasn’t this bonding time been nice, oh ill-tempered tortie?

AMARULA: Only if by nice you mean torture! I am outta here!

ZULU: Come on! Don’t leave angry! Come play.

AMARULA: I can’t even look at you right now!

AMARULA: Human! Look me in the eyes and promise me you will never take in another puppy!!

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