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Escape From AlCATraz

The Human: So I bought this tent because I’ve had issues with a certain mancat who keeps trying to escape the yard during supervised outdoor time. Can you guess who?

FRODO: Who me?

FRODO: Nooooooooooo

FRODO: I’m innocent I swear!

FRODO: I’ll be good, let me out!

FRODO: I was framed! Set me free!

FRODO: These walls will never hold me!

FRODO: Hey! Can somebody phone my lawyer?

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Frodo’s Credibility Goes Down The Toilet

The Human: So a few days ago I noticed that my office was starting to smell a little…shall we say…off. Upon closer inspection, it became odiferously clear that some feline had been using my planter as their own personal commode. But who could it be…

The Human: Was it you Amarula?

AMARULA: Sure! Everyone always wants to blame the Tortie! I won’t even dignify that with an answer.

The Human: Was it you Zulu?

ZULU: Please! I would never use a common household plant to do my business.

The Human: Frodo…Frodo?

The photographic evidence seems pretty damning!

FRODO: A little privacy please!

The plant now!

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