Crime & Punishment: The Questioning…and the Defeat

AMARULA: I have spent the last week wisely gathering clues and spying on monitoring the suspects closely. Sadly, my attempts to question the potential perpetrators did not go as well as I had hoped…

SUSPECT #1 ZULU:

As Zulu is the most timid cat in the household, I had thought getting him to break under my intense questioning would be easy. I was mistaken. Behind that timidity lies the fearlessness of a lion!

I cornered him in the cat condo and tried to get some answers as to where my toys could possibly be…

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Nothing could shake the truth from him. No matter how I threatened and cajoled him he would not fold but merely laughed at my efforts!

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SUSPECT #2 FRODO: I got Frodo alone on several occasions and gave him the old stink eye! I was sure he would wither and cave under my menacing stare but he would not be broken!

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I even tried an old-school beat down to get him to talk but nothing worked!

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He, like Zulu, only laughed at my efforts to get him to talk. Oh the inhumanity!!

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SUSPECT #3 VERA the Hairless One:

This mini human is either insanely clever or dumb as a lamp post. I tried to question her but she merely drooled and then spat up on me. She is inscrutable.

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SUSPECT #4, 5 and 6 Odin the Dog, the Raccoons and the Squirrels:

Sadly, Odin and his raccoon and squirrel crew were nowhere to be found. They have escaped justice for now! Though frankly I believe the group of them just doesn’t have enough brain power to have pulled off such a heist as stealing all my toys! Alas dear readers, this leaves me in the unenviable position of admitting to you that I have failed. I am just going to go have a long nap now.

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I simply do not know who stole my playthings! I fear we shall never know…hey, has anyone seen Frodo around lately…

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3 replies
  1. da tabbies o trout towne
    da tabbies o trout towne says:

    uh….we did see frodo….but now we due knot see him with ANY toyz ….coz R eyes R shut while we type !!

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