FRODO: MOM! MOM! MOM! Stop working and come play with me
FRODO: No takers eh?
FRODO: But what if I look real cute? (EPILOGUE: Mom stopped working…obviously! Could you say no to that belleh!?)
- I wish smoking would come back in style. I used to love a good cigar after a meal of mouse au vin.
- I always have _____________________ in my purse ( or wallet for men). Clearly, I do not have a purse, but if I did I would always carry a compact mirror. A lady has got to look her best. Though, of course, when you’re a Tortie, gorgeous is just a constant state of being. Am I right fellow Torts?
- I think that I need to bite my human on the ankle. She stopped petting me to answer the phone. Such treachery can not go unpunished
4.Frodo and Zulu are a pet peeve of mine. They are pets and they peeve me. Need I say more?