Trash Talking With Frodo | Hairballs and Hissy Fits

Trash Talking With Frodo

The crime scene: An overturned trash can…

The HUMAN: HEY!! Which one of you felines knocked over the trash can?

AMARULA: Not me, I’m still staring out the window giving winter the evil eye.

ZULU: Not me, I’ve been grooming in the sunpuddle (gotta look good for the shecats!)

FRODO: Yeah me too mom! I’ve just been grooming in the sunpuddle!

The HUMAN: Really? Cause the photographic evidence seems pretty damning Frodo…

(Any one else have a cat that goes through the garbage?? Is this normal?)

And we are doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

Trash Talking With Frodo | Hairballs and Hissy Fits

A Surreptitious Sunday Selfie

A Sunday selfie?

Yep! Look closer…

Signs of life…

AMARULA: What the h@#!…

AMARULA: Who dares disturb my slumber!?

AMARULA: You want me to take a selfie?! OK I will take a selfie only if you don’t tell Frodo about my hiding place!

Pfffft! There how do you like selfie!!

 

This is Amarula’s Selfie Sunday for the blog hop (hosted by The Cat on My Head)

Trash Talking With Frodo | Hairballs and Hissy Fits

Come Play With Me!

FRODO: MOM! MOM! MOM! Stop working and come play with me

FRODO: No takers eh?

FRODO: But what if I look real cute? (EPILOGUE: Mom stopped working…obviously! Could you say no to that belleh!?)

Here are Amarula’s Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

  1. I wish smoking would come back in style. I used to love a good cigar after a meal of mouse au vin.
  1. I always have _____________________ in my purse ( or wallet for men). Clearly, I do not have a purse, but if I did I would always carry a compact mirror. A lady has got to look her best. Though, of course, when you’re a Tortie, gorgeous is just a constant state of being. Am I right fellow Torts?
  1. I think that I need to bite my human on the ankle. She stopped petting me to answer the phone. Such treachery can not go unpunished

4.Frodo and Zulu are a pet peeve of mine. They are pets and they peeve me. Need I say more?

Trash Talking With Frodo | Hairballs and Hissy Fits

A Family that Plays (or Fights?) Together, Stays Together

 

ZULU: February 20 in some provinces across Canada is a holiday called “Family Day.” So in honor of this special day, all three of us felines have gotten together (a very rare occasion to get all three of us together!) for a family portrait

ZULU: Now isn’t this nice? All of us getting along. Now Frodo you have to try to curb your need to play with Amarula so we can get some photos taken…Frodo….Frodo?

ZULU: Frodo, you’re getting that look in your eyes again…

FRODO: But I just know Amarula wants a hug and is just too shy to ask…

ZULU: Oh no…

AMARULA: You have exactly three seconds to remove your paw from my belly before I release my tortitude on your as…

ZULU: Frodo…You better stop…actually, you know what…go ahead, this could be fun…I’ll just sit back here and watch the action…

FRODO: Who wants a hug….? Come and get it…


AMARULA: Nooooooooooooooooooo

FRODO: See Amarula! Aren’t hugs wonderful!?

AMARULA: I hate Family Day!

ZULU: Hee Hee. I love family day!!

FRODO: I wouldn’t trade my family for the whole world!!
And we are doing the Awww Monday Blog hop from Comedyplus!

Trash Talking With Frodo | Hairballs and Hissy Fits

Winter! Could it Get Any Worse? (Oh yes it can)!

Amarula: Winter! Just look at all that cold and snow. It looks like it will never end and I am stuck inside until it does! At least things can’t get any worse…

AMARULA: What the…Frodo when did you sneak up behind me! This is MY winter viewing platform!

FRODO: Hey there big sis! Isn’t winter wonderful? Since you aren’t going out much we get to spend so much more quality time together

AMARULA: I would take issue with the word quality

FRODO: I have a whole list of things we can do together now that you’re inside so much. I’ve even set aside time for extra hugs and those play fights that you seem to love so much! We can nap together, eat together, use the litter box together, sit by the fire together…

 

AMARULA: I think I will wait outside for spring to arrive.

Here are Amarula’s Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader!

  1. Snow is my number 1 nemesis! (well, actually it’s certainly in the top 3 and vies with Frodo and Zulu for first place depending on my mood!)
  2. My favorite kind of soup is chicken of course with Goldfish crackers! Though why humans feel the need to add those horrible vegetables to it is beyond me!
  3. When no one is around, I like to …dance like no one’s watching!
  4. .Catnip is my first love